...you frequently say "unwashed masses"
Not only so, when people see me, they feel like unwashed masses!
...you feel "elitism" is something to be proud of
...you think gui's are for morons
There's braindead GUI's, and there's
non-braindead GUI's. But all GUI's out there are braindead!
...you think execution time is the only thing that matters
Of course! You're not gonna kid me that you actually
think it's OK for Mozilla to take 5 full minutes to pop-up
on your screen, and another 5 full minutes to load the
...you have more non-functioning computers in your backyard that working ones in your house
I have functioning computers that really ought
to be in the backyard. And even more, my dad
actively uses those computers (Apple II's) for accounting!!
...you quote a dictionary's definition of "elitism" to prove you are not
I'm above the dictionary!!!
...you frequently tell others your IQ
On the contrary, I think IQ tests are for Lesser Elitists. Greater Elitists are above that!
...you get emotional in discussions about [vi, emacs, Perl, assembly, ksh/bsh/csh, etc
If you don't get emotional about something, you
don't really care about it, and so you might as
well not talk about it!
...you can't think of anyone you know who is smarter than you
Smarter than me? Stop smoking that pipe and go wash yourself!!
...are feeling insulted right now
On the contrary, I feel complimented because you've
just proven that you're a Lesser Elitist!
...became upset and angry upon learning the the "superior" people at K5 actually were interesting in discussion whether we'd been visited by aliens
I am an alien!! I'm not a part of the unwashed masses!
...you've never lost an argument
Nobody dares to argue with me!
You've gotten under my skin.
Yes, the unwashed masses are always threatened by my awesome presence!
That you got there speaks ill of me.
Absolutely. The unwashed masses will drop dead at my coming!
That you like it there speaks ill of you.
Yes indeed. What am I doing among the unwashed masses?
Yes I know the last part is the sig, not part of the
comment, but since this is a parody I might as well take
it to its logical extreme :-)
Beh Tong Kah Beh Si!
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