A lot of people here in Britain would have you think that asylum seekers
are going to be our downfall. "They
hijack our health service,
they crowd our schools,
they eat our swans.". The only
unfortunate thing is that they're full of shit.
While it's true that we do get the occasional deviant blundering into our
own country and generally acting like an antisocial arsehole, they're very
much in the minority. Besides, this is the case for every kind of person
who lives here.
In fact, I've noticed that it's generally those who jump up and down and
scream and whine about asylum seekers lowering property prices and invading
border towns who tend to be the most useless wastes of skin. People who
say things like
"Should British Nationalists, when we are elected, work with our European
neighbours to build a fortified defence around Europe to keep out the
Barbarians, sub-humans and savages ?" People
who allege that
"there are approximately 30 Mexicans for every White kid".
These are the people who need to be eliminated. Not the "invading
immigrants" but the degenerates who continually spout racist shite and
spend most of their time indulging in gratuitous thuggery. I've never been
mugged for a newspaper by an asylum seeker or an illegal immigrant. It's
generally lazy arses (invariably Caucasian or black) born in this country
who think that they have the right to wander the streets starting shit just
because their dad popped a few spunk bubbles in their mother.
Better still, asylum seekers have a delightful tendency to vote liberally.
As such, we need all the asylum seekers we can get to keep wankers like the
BNP and National Front from getting anywhere near Downing Street. Things
are gradually edging towards a nasty situation: in our 2001 general
election, the British National Party got 16% of the votes in the constituency
of Oldham. For reference, I should point out that the BNP's insightful
policies including banning "public promotion and shows of homosexuality", a
reinstatement of National Service, and eliminating third world aid.
Here's something hilarious. The same political party which has
football hooligans for councillors is the one that's
very same race attacks they claim to be against! We don't need a race
war, we need a War on Violent and Discriminatory Shitheads. The BNP can have
a big fucking Kill-The-Niggers march right down the middle of fucking
Oxford Street all they like, but the instant they start anything, pow —
they get capped.
Some might say that this is too light on minorities, but I'm wholly aware
that there are fundamentalists of other religions who want to kill all who
aren't a part. But the fact is that nobody cares about minority
fundamentalists. Muslim fundamentalists are not prevalent in the Western
world. Christian fundamentalists are. And they should all be shot.
Don't take this wrong way, I see no need for any preemptive strikes. I'm
sure we can handle a couple more terrorist attacks. But as you may well
know, our police force has managed to foil several terrorist attack plans
already. So to the fundamentalists I say: bring it on.
I'm tempted to say the same thing to the pseudolegitimate perps who hide
behind political organisations, but being caught in the middle of a riot
packed with angry neo-Nazi skinheads doesn't seem like as much fun as
triumphantly clambering out of a terroristically derailed train. As such,
the best strategy would be to adopt their attractive characteristics without
picking up any of the racism. For instance, promise to crack down on
people coming into the country, promise that those born here will get
higher priority in social services, and promise that we are not about to go
Then don't do it. Hey, that's what politics is all about.