I'm so old my Social Security number is 2. I'm as old as that joke. I'm older than many (any?) of the kuro5hin readers ignoring this story. But it was just today that I realized how old that is.
I went to the Publix to day to pick up some milk. While in the store I eyed the groceries and leered at the women. There were attractive women of all ages there ranging from tattooed twenty-somethings to mothers and singles in their 30s and 40s to the geriatric set above 60. Those are the ones I date.
One of my girlfriends just turned 60 the other day. Nancy is a nurse I met when I was in the hospital. (Now you know why I write about and care about health care policy and universal coverage. I'm a user.) I went over her house on Sunday, ostensibly to set up her new computer. After it was working, I decided to install Ubuntu on her older P2. At some point in the install, there is a thirty minute wait for copying files.
I was sitting on the couch in the spare bedroom talking to her. After a few words, I asked here to come over to me. We started kissing as I rubbed her tits then her crotch. After I stripped off her shirt and bra, she asked if we could go into the bedroom as there was a window in the room wide open on the entrance to her house. I don't care but some unsuspecting visitor could be surprised by the view of spotted, sagging flesh copulating furiously. So, ever the gentleman, I adjourned to the bed. There, I stripped off her clothes and proceeded lick her pussy gently. Nancy doesn't need any additional lubrication - she gets quite wet by herself. Many women her age and older have significant problems with dryness so I often have a tube of KY along with rubbers in my computer repair bag. Nancy doesn't need to shave, however. She did shave her mons at one time but, curiously, not her labia. Now, she has only a few wispy grey hairs there. I stuck my thumb in her ass and sucked until she came. Then, I laid back as she sucked me nicely, paying special attention to my nearly hairless balls.
I put on a rubber and rolled her over. I began to fuck her from behind and, then, as I came close to coming, I stuck my dick in her ass. Nancy said, "No, don't put it in my ass!" but I did anyway, at least a few more strokes until I came. I'm just a dirty old man. After, I asked her if that was so bad, considering she'd had it like that a number of times before. She mumbled something about liking it the other way. As she talked - boy, can she! - she absent-mindedly stroked me until I became erect again. Then, she mounted me, like she prefers, and rocked away until she came again.
I went to the bathroom and washed up, then checked the install progress. A couple of tweaks of the interface settings and she was on the internet. I told her I would be back later to finish to configuration and to "check her hard drive" and left.
The next day I was at the store and noticed that I was not checking out the young ones, except as eye candy, but looking at the older grey-hairs. You know, here in Florida, there are a lot of retirees and, since women live about 10 years longer than men, lots of single women of a certain age. In Hollywood movies, older women have implants and get tarted up to seek some young man or have an affair with the pool boy. That's not what women really want. They want someone similar in age and experience, someone who they can talk to, someone who knows Benny Goodman or Vaughn Monroe, and someone who can dance to those tunes. They want someone to remind them of the time they were twenty.
One of my girlfriends, Kathy, is widowed for three years now. We meet for breakfast on Sundays and then go to the beach. There, we walk along the edge of the water from Waveland Beach North, but somehow always end up at her condo. She has a wonderful view of the ocean from the sliding glass doors in her bedroom.
Kathy was married 36 years and I don't think had many sexual partners prior to that. When I first went up to her apartment and I went down on her, she was rather surprised. Now she likes it very much, thank you. She also did not know how to fellate, had rarely ridden cowgirl style and had never been fucked in her nice tight ass. About one year ago, she finally decide to have surgery for her pelvic relaxation. She had several children and had developed stress incontinence. Indeed, sometimes when she came, she would squirt quite a bit of urine - not exactly the type of female ejaculation of urban legend. In porn films, you often see this urinary squirting billed as such, but it's not. She had an anterior repair (also called a bladder resuspension) to fix this problem. About 6 weeks later, she invited me over. I lovingly tongued her healing scar. As I entered her, I was pleasantly surprised at the newfound tightness and angle of her vagina. It's as close to a twenty-year old as I'm going to get. She recently saw a plastic surgeon I referred her to for a facelift and breast revision. I think she is seeing someone else, but that's cool. It's not like I'm going to marry her. The walk on the beach, the mimosas in the morning, and her tight cunt every so often is more than I can expect.
I feel very lucky. I never smoked and don't have hypertension, so I have no problems with a erection. Once, when I expected a twosome, I took half a Cialis. I don't know why. I was a bit insecure. I hadn't had two women since I was in graduate school. My heart pounded so hard and I felt so weird, I canceled the date and went to bed, laying very still for several hours until the major effects had passed. People have been killed by those fucking pills.
But I'm out there, prowling the grocery stores and the hospital, hitting up your aunt or mother. I've found that the computer repair come-on works very well. Many older folks had no education or exposure to the infernal things yet have discovered the joys of online shopping, medical information, and interest groups. Recent surveys have shown that more women than men are online, and the fastest growing segment are those over 50. Maybe you'll see me or maybe I pass by unnoticed, some old codger in a baseball cap and a bag slung over his shoulder with his laptop, network cables, KY and rubbers.