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Building Houses - One Bullet at a Time

By GhostOfTiber in Culture
Wed Jan 06, 2010 at 01:27:29 PM EST
Tags: Race War, racism, classism, New Orleans, Sandbox, Moral exposition (all tags)

I almost went to New Orleans back in 05.

I feel like the guy who took the next train, only to realize the train is slowing down because theres a wreck ahead on the line.

At the time, it was a doldrum in tech, and my Day Job had offered anyone willing to go down up to three weeks of free vacation days for the trip. Given that I know a bunch of housing contractors I figured it was a good way to learn. The best way of learning is fucking up someone else's project, and NOLA had just that.

Given that it's 2010 and no-ones been prosecuted yet, it's probably safe to tell the story. I'm still going to screw around with it so don't take it as absolute canon.


Some day I'll write a book with my buddy called "The Confusion Happens After the Shooting". It's fairly easy to look back on experiences like this and say "Well that was fun now that we know we live through it" but the frank answer is that maybe it's not so fun.

I had set up with these guys and my wife fell ill. Had she not been throwing up buckets, I would have been riding down there in a paint truck filled with tools. Aside of their one stoner buddy, the gentleman's agreement was that we would take shifts staying up during the night to watch over our tools. All of us were hunting buddies, and figured it wouldn't be a huge effort to tell when someone was looking through the tools versus an animal poking around.

The drive down sucked. They left early in the morning and agreed to switch drivers every gas station fillup. The gas prices sucked too. People were gouging prices as the pump in the aftermath and nowhere was that more apparent than the highway. This was a dick move twofold - people trying to escape get gouged. People moving in to help get gouged. The charity co-ordinating the rebuilding effort hadn't made any provisions for gas money. There were places which refused to accept plastic. The further south you would go the more common it became to see people tanking up random containers full of gasoline. We took the queue and used a paint bucket. Oil safe paint buckets apparently don't melt when you put gasoline in them - but it was a company truck. We had a small honda generator in the back and filled it also.

What was supposed to be a 16-ish hour trip ended up taking a full day, which made things a real PITA. The cops (lol) at the checkpoints (lol 2x) were mostly interested that we had stuff in the van. Empty vans (like the one in front of us) got the third degree. If you were bringing stuff in they only wanted your drivers license. The problem was the org we were supposed to be hooking up with had expected us almost 10 hours ago by the time we rolled in. We were smart enough to try to call them several times at the last checkpoint (which had working cellphones) before crossing the bridge but no-one was picking up. Straight to voicemail. Thankfully they had setup a "co-ordination station" at a cross street and we hooked up with them there.

"Your work crew number #888?"
"Yup"
"OK your assignment is house 45 on Blah Street."
"Uhhhm, we have a map here, and there's not a lot of signs..." Being a woman, she has no idea. After ten minutes of fumbling around we find it.
"OK we spraypainted your work crew number on the siding. It has to come off anyway. Park on the front lawn. If there's trouble you can find police back at the bridge."

IF there's trouble, the police are going to be ten blocks away is what you're telling me. At this point my buddy who is Gay for Guns reveals he brought along a ruck full of - you guessed it - guns. Which is good because frankly we all assumed the national guard would be doing guard duty, but they were busy with other things. This was after the whole problem in the stadium, so they were in legal wrangling with the local cops and apparently the org sided with the cops. God only knows. Eventually we figured out some of the helicopters were national guardsmen working with the police but frankly a helo isn't boots on the ground.

We got lost about six times. When I say it's been months and they haven't begun cleaning up the streets I mean it. Things you take for granted - street signs, lamp posts, pavement - it was all missing or covered in this thick, slippery mud. Finally we found a landmark and started counting streets (where "streets" were "tracks in the mud"), which got us to the house. We parked on "the lawn" as instructed and by this time it was probably 35+ hours on the road and the light was fading. We decided to check the house for a place to crash and found out none of the doors or windows locked, or even existed. The roof was leaking in several places. The bugs were ungodly. Power? None of it. Thankfully a genny was on the list of things to bring since power wasn't guaranteed so we put up work lights.

We decided we were basically screwed.

Roofing? We weren't equipped to do it. Doors? The locks had been removed. Carpet? Trash. We were setup and asked to to drywall, light framing work and paint. None of this other crap was on the list. We also discovered the kitchen had been looted. We would later find out a company had been paid to pick up the fridges and whatnot but at the time we figured this was a mess. Also if you want to see something awesome, put a few million gallons of water in the sewer. The toilet had exploded. Fortunately Johnny Marine Corps who had brought the ruck full of guns had also brought along MREs and water filtration equipment. This was good because we drove back to the org lot and found out we missed dinner. We now had no food, no water, and no place to poop or sleep. We had at very least made the stupid assumption the house would be in mostly cleaned up condition and ready for paint and drywall, which is what we had signed up for. After a heated discussion with the organizer we were allowed to sleep in their trailer, on the floor. This is a lot easier when you're drinking jungle juice out of a paint bucket.

They woke us up for breakfast, which was standard buffet style. Eggs and... eggs. We ate a lot of eggs. I avoided the meat-product. We asked who was working where but it was mostly useless. We did figure out the Big Picture was that each of these charities we assigned a grid number and they worked off that. We met people from Virginia but we had the monopoly on being Yanks. Most people were from the south or whatever. This is also where we figured out someone must have staged the removal of appliances - no-one else's house had them either. No-one had electricity, and no-one else had locks on doors. The conversation always began with "So did your toilet explode?"

The other universal problem were no-shows. The houses two next to us in either direction and across the street had numbers, but no crews. We assumed they got fed up with the trip or turned away by the cops. There was also a signup sheet for tool sharing, but given that the only way we had to navigate were by crew numbers we didn't want to sign up simply because we couldn't find anyone. Apparently it was a common problem that whatever job you signed up for - the house needed something else. The plan was to have a crew do some work, then the next guys would do different work, and after a few rotations the house would be done. Which is great, except we're signed up for drywall and painting and the roof doesn't hold out water, the carpets a wash and the drywall will just have to be cut up for the plumbing. In other words, it was badly organized and fucking stupid but we got the impression they just needed bodies. We were hungover and not interested in causing a scrap over it, we figured it was fucked all around so why argue when we're only here for a week.

Powdered eggs - we made a toilet from yet another bucket. We could have gone back to the org trailers each time we had to go but the distance was significant and we didn't want to leave anyone stranded. Of course Johnny Marine Corps (JMC from now on) volunteered to stay and the bucket got gross quickly. We would take a break every hour and head over while he watched the tools (and presumably, used the bucket). Material was all on a donation basis so we had to head back frequently anyway. There's only so much drywall they would give us at a time and it got used quickly. Gasoline was in short supply with only one station working. The gas station next door to the org supply station was charging $5/gallon but at least it was open.

At noon on that second day we heard the first crack of gunfire. We hadn't noticed it over the noise of the rigged up honda but getting away from the endless racket of the genny let us hear more. No-one commented on it, but it made the mood uneasy. We prepared for the worst as we headed back to our house. JMC saw the truck and came running out, AR15 in hand. He explained he heard the shot but didn't know where it came from. He said it was small arms. Of course he wanted to "provide overwatch" instead of working with sodden drywall but we needed his ape-like physique to help us rip up the remaining carpet. The crap-ass rancher was on a slab and by moving the carpet to the yard, it paved the way for the rest of the drywall. He wanted to use the bayonet to do it. Whatever.

We sent a guy up to lay a tarp on the roof. While not strictly waterproof, we covered what we thought was a leak with the carpet we pulled up and had to weigh it down. It worked, mostly. The ever-so-useful paint bucket collected the rest. Another bucket filled with the mud provided the weight. We had no scaffolding and no intention of doing the ceiling. We did end up cutting a hole to drain the water out. I should mention that the framing was in mostly good condition so we didn't feel a need to replace most of it. The problem was the spackle took forever to dry. Even on the days it wasn't raining the humidity was 100%. The house at the end of the street solved the problem by building a fire indoors figuring they would paint over the soot. We weren't quite so crazy. I'm not sure it actually worked, they never completed their project and left in the middle of the week. Their house was all empty beer cans and discarded supplies. We opted not to clean it up because we didn't want to have to admit knowing what was going on. Would it have made a difference? Probably not - the roofs were universally fucked and their house may have been harder hit than ours. They didn't have half the tools we did anyway - they showed up with paint brushes and hemp necklaces and the clothes on their back. I think the basic rule of volunteering for disasters is you need to be better equipped to deal with it than the people fleeing.

Night was falling on day two. We had tools and material scattered around the flat. When I said there were no locks, I meant the doors had been opened with a blow from a sledgehammer or similar and were in poor condition. Windows were missing glass or the window entirely. The smell was ungodly, it's not something which owes to writing even if we could begin to describe it. We had a problem - we had a house full of tools and supplies and had spent most of the day ripping crap up and cleaning. We had hung drywall in places which didn't need to dry out - other places were soaked. We opted to simply toss all the shit in the truck and park in the gas station lot. JMC wanted to camp it out but without proper sleeping arrangements and the fact that it was damp beyond belief, we opted for the uncomfortable proposition of sleeping securely in the truck. Once again, we nodded off one by one with jungle juice in our veins and listening to the distant rumble of helis. Again, we heard gunfire, in the distance. Maybe we could tell ourselves it was nailing.

Next days breakfast still sucked. This time there was bacon but people were eating it like candy. It was gone quickly and they filled the space with those fucking eggs. The biggest travesty was the total lack of coffee. Someone had a french press and was sharing. JMC reminded us we don't know where the water came from. Everyone but him had a cup.

The house was a wreck. The carpet had worked, but the paint bucket was full of water. An animal had slept in there and shat on the floor. The worst part was the drywall and paint were gone. They took the sawhorse also. Who steals a sawhorse? There was mud tracked all over the slab - they came in through the back and made a few trips from the look of it. The yard was filled with so many indistinct footprints it was impossible to see where they went. The organizations inventory control person shrugged and just gave us more drywall. More paint. We considered driving over to the bridge but what would the cops do? They controlled the bridge, not the district, and those helos in the sky apparently did nothing for deterrent or enforcement. We didn't see a single patrol car outside of the lot.

I don't think the theft suprised anyone, it wasn't uncommon to see people wearing three coats, or carrying shoes. I suspect the big ticket items were looted at night. Our house didn't have a lick of electronics left in it, but why would anyone assume they were working? How could you test them without power? Or maybe they wore three coats because it was in the 50s at night. Maybe they carried their shoes because of the mud. Some people didn't get the doubt, others probably made out like bandits in the cover of darkness. There was just us. We made a sawhorse out of paint buckets.

We worked.

The day was coming to a close and we had extra drywall. We had put up some lumber in the frame which probably wasn't up to code, but what was. Years later someone pointed out we're not supposed to notch the timber for wiring and the drywall was made in China, but at least it was something. Their rancher will be the last to be condemned, most likely. We fired up the genny to get some light and resolved to hang the last of the drywall before calling it a night so we didn't leave anything around. This caused two problems - the bugs were ungodly. JMC also pointed out three people at the end of the street who were sitting there watching us. I suppose without TV or light, things get boring but we had just been looted that morning. The lights and the genny noise pointed out right where we were and we had been dumb enough to light it up. JMC said he didn't want to leave anything out for the skinnies and we had enough drywall and timber that it was either leave the drywall or leave the tools, but if we wanted to take the tools we would have to unload the truck.

Given the fact that it was probably 10pm now and our buddies hadn't moved on, and we were all dead tired, we opted to camp it. Time management, lol. We tossed the most expensive tools in the truck. JMC pointed a light into the yard and walked out with his AR above his head Mad Max style. We figured if the helos were looking we might actually get some police here or at least intimidate our buddies. We pointed a lamp at them and they moved on. We opted to take two hour shifts which would give us coverage for 8 hours. JMC commented if the police showed up "Dial 223 for police".

Next morning we had to clean up the carpet. One of those heli jockeys had flown low enough over us the carpet was in the yard. Thanks buddy. He also blew around our trash bags.

We became very interesting to the wildlife that day. Perhaps it was the pile of empty MREs from four people blown all over the yard but fuck-all if we're eating more eggs and fighting over bacon. We had been filling three of those deer park water jugs from a tanker and drinking out of those when we were not drinking the jungle juice and somehow the bugs from the work lamp found those. The little swimmers were killed by JMCs water tabs. We ended up dumping them and refilling it anyway. Deer and dogs had setup shop in our yard and picked over the blown around trash from the heli. Cats were around too but looked well fed. The dogs would grab an MRE bag and run off with it. They all universally looked starved. Some of them had collars. A dog with a hamburger where it's leg used to be wandered into the yard. Finally we were the source of one of those single gunshots.

By this time it was day four and we had to be gone tomorrow. The liquor was dry and we hadn't touched the siding or the roof. The drywall was almost done. At some point we got fed up and simply started shimming out the studs and taping the drywall. We would spackle over the seam. The house drywall was half inch, but ours was 3/8ths (roughly) so it made the wall wonky in places. It was either that or not get the drywall done. We hadn't painted. We opted to paint in the last day and let it dry when we were gone. This also gave it the best chance of looking decent for the next crew. It was all a wash anyway. We understood if we spent the entire week fighting residual water, the painting was likely all for naught. With no doors and no windows the drywall we hung was slowly absorbing water from the air anyway. I'm not sure how they built this house in the first place and I'm not sure how it would stand after us.

Last night here. Tomorrow we were leaving. We had managed to not shoot anymore dogs nor did we need to turn on the work lights. Most of the dogs were friendly and we stopped bothering with trashcans since the place had garbage all over it anyway. The routine of pooping hourly had set our internal clocks, nights were occasionally rough but the next yard over became the night latrine. Not like they'll notice under the mud. Doesn't smell any different anyway. JMC had a secret stash of liquor he had been sipping all day and he shared to make sleeping on the slab a bit easier.

We woke up to glass breaking. At first we figured it was the windows to the house until we remembered there were no windows in this house. We had parked the truck tail in so we could get at the tools and supplies via the back, someone had figured out the driver side was on the corner of the lot and we couldn't see it from the house. We knew it was the window when we heard the door open. JMC popped off a round in the air, he was outside before we knew what was going on. Next thing we know it's a goddamn Nigger New Years with JMC emptying the clip. Maybe two clips. The fire was so dense that it sounded like a roar rather than a series of pops.

The next morning we decided to pack it up. We hadn't slept a wink anyway after the smoke and noise. There was a small pile of brass we picked up. The cops never came by to see what was going on. The work truck was missing it's driver side window. A hammer was laying on the console. We left most of the kitchen without drywall, it was the last room we were going to do, it was also the worst since years of use had spilt food behind where the stove used to be. According to JMC, five guys came by. They tried the rear of the truck first which is what woke him up and then finding it locked, one of them opted to smash the glass. The truck had two bullet holes in it where he had spray-and-prayed, I'm sure the houses up the street had more. They all ran as a group so he saw no reason not to try to split them up with casualties. We opted to leave by going around where any bodies might have been.

The cops on the way out didn't seem to notice the two holes in the truck. A heli didn't swing by. No police came after the fireworks. There's probably still MREs in the yard. We checked out and turned in the remaining drywall. They didn't want the paint back. An officer gave us a cursory look in the back of the truck to make sure we didn't have any remaining supplies or whatnot but didn't seem so interested as to check our belongings. The cops on the bridge didn't bother to look in and just waved us on by. No-one batted an eye when we dumped out the rest of our paint cleaned with the gasoline bucket. There's probably still a white painted stormdrain there.

The ride back was quiet, maybe due to the fact that none of us could hear or maybe it was the gravity of what was done and we all wondered if we would be arrested in the next year. On one hand, there's no drywall and no hope in New Orleans. The group who had decided to help themselves to our drywall - we would have given it to them if they had asked. We were there, after all, to build houses. It wouldn't have been any skin off our backs, we weren't paying for the drywall anyway. On the other hand, they didn't ask. Maybe it was because the charities weren't handing out resources to those who had stayed or moved back in. God only knows. On our way out we were asked if we were leaving because of the shooting. We were told the cops were taking care of it and we wouldn't have to worry. Supposedly it was dealing with a pack of dogs. We laughed.

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Building Houses - One Bullet at a Time | 56 comments (38 topical, 18 editorial, 0 hidden)
Holy Shit (1.60 / 5) (#1)
by Korean Loller Blader on Mon Jan 04, 2010 at 01:43:46 PM EST

This was boring.
D'oh! I can't seem to talk to the mod_
tl; dr; (2.00 / 5) (#2)
by Lady 3Jane on Mon Jan 04, 2010 at 02:02:12 PM EST

new orleans road trip, pot shots at ungrateful negroes, ennui.

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The angels came down and gave me magic tablets (2.00 / 3) (#3)
by GhostOfTiber on Mon Jan 04, 2010 at 02:02:47 PM EST

and special glasses, but I misplaced them in new orleans.

[Nimey's] wife's ass is my cocksheath. - undermyne
[ Parent ]

elaborate your 'tl;dr' (1.50 / 2) (#6)
by sye on Mon Jan 04, 2010 at 02:51:10 PM EST

is it 'too long; do read'?

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[ Parent ]

i skimmed the first paragraphs (1.40 / 5) (#9)
by zombie lonelyhobo on Mon Jan 04, 2010 at 05:32:04 PM EST

if this is about you shooting localroger i will read and vote up otherwise shut the fuck up you spastic tard
NIGGA YOU DUMB
You know... (1.50 / 2) (#12)
by GhostOfTiber on Mon Jan 04, 2010 at 06:47:18 PM EST

it didn't cross my mind we were in his neighborhood. Trust me, had we thought of it I would have filled his shop with mud.

[Nimey's] wife's ass is my cocksheath. - undermyne
[ Parent ]

Good luck with that (none / 1) (#44)
by localroger on Wed Jan 06, 2010 at 09:05:24 PM EST

While I'm pretty peacable some of my coworkers aren't.

As for my personal place, it's on the other side of Lake Pontchartrain, and was never at risk of flooding during Katrina.

And that is what is so great about the internet. It enables pompous blowhards to connect with other pompous blowhards in a vast circle jerk of pomposity. -- Bill Maher
[ Parent ]

You're still a damn sight closer than PA (none / 1) (#45)
by GhostOfTiber on Wed Jan 06, 2010 at 09:16:41 PM EST

We'll get you next time roger...

...next time.

[Nimey's] wife's ass is my cocksheath. - undermyne
[ Parent ]

comments serve as hilarious commentary (2.57 / 7) (#10)
by LilDebbie on Mon Jan 04, 2010 at 06:44:41 PM EST

on just how hollowed out we've become.

for those of you who didn't read the wall of text, it's a story of how a few young men decided to they would do their part with the reconstruction of new orleans after katrina, only to end up shooting at niggers who were trying to steal their shit.

but listen! you do not hear frothing debates on gun control or long winded commentaries on the injustices of class and poverty. you hear snoring from an audience looking for blood and finding none.

gentlemen, it is time to rebuild the coliseum.

My name is LilDebbie and I have a garden.
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bet meta-observation of the year. (1.66 / 3) (#13)
by GhostOfTiber on Mon Jan 04, 2010 at 06:47:51 PM EST


[Nimey's] wife's ass is my cocksheath. - undermyne
[ Parent ]

OH YES YOU MUST BE RIGHT (2.00 / 4) (#14)
by zombie lonelyhobo on Mon Jan 04, 2010 at 06:52:16 PM EST

TIBER WASN'T TRYING TO BE AN INFLAMMATORY FUCKTARD AFTER ALL

I MEAN THAT'S NOT LIKE HIS M.O. OR ANYTHING

More like it's time to rebuild your head outside of your ass.
NIGGA YOU DUMB
[ Parent ]

I'm every kuron (2.00 / 4) (#15)
by GhostOfTiber on Mon Jan 04, 2010 at 06:54:46 PM EST


[Nimey's] wife's ass is my cocksheath. - undermyne
[ Parent ]

yeah but what does that say (2.25 / 4) (#16)
by zombie lonelyhobo on Mon Jan 04, 2010 at 06:58:18 PM EST

IT SAYS THIS PLACE IS A SHITHOLE FILLED WITH ASSHOLES, AND I DON'T SIP FINE WINE IN A SHITHOLE

I SHIT
NIGGA YOU DUMB
[ Parent ]

I thought you loved (2.40 / 5) (#17)
by GhostOfTiber on Mon Jan 04, 2010 at 08:33:25 PM EST

drinking wine out of a man's asshole?

[Nimey's] wife's ass is my cocksheath. - undermyne
[ Parent ]

This has to be pasta (2.00 / 4) (#21)
by Nimey on Tue Jan 05, 2010 at 12:58:37 AM EST

You couldn't have written this, it's too well-written.  There's no obvious spelling mistakes, for one thing, and you make those all the goddamn time.
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Never mind, it was just the dog cumming -- jandev
You Sir, are an Ignorant Motherfucker. -- Crawford
I am arguably too manic to do that. -- Crawford
I already fuck my mother -- trane
Nimey is right -- Blastard
i am in complete agreement with Nimey -- i am a pretty big deal

I spellcheck my queue submissions (1.50 / 2) (#25)
by GhostOfTiber on Tue Jan 05, 2010 at 08:14:00 AM EST

Otherwise fuck your mother.

[Nimey's] wife's ass is my cocksheath. - undermyne
[ Parent ]

SO DID YOU GO OR DIDNT YOU (2.25 / 4) (#22)
by Ruston Rustov on Tue Jan 05, 2010 at 02:37:33 AM EST

FIRST YOU SAY YOU "ALMOST WENT" BUT INSTEAD STAYED HOME CUZ UR WOMAN HAD THE SNIFFLES AND NEEDED YOU TO FEED IT COCK 'N'NOODLE SOUP, BUT THEN THERES AN ENORMOUS WALL OF TEXT THAT SEEMS TO INFER YOU WERE IN NOLA.

WHICH TIME DID YOU LIE?!>

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Maybe tomorrow. -- Michael Crawford
As soon as she has her first period, fuck your daughter. -- localroger

See it's like a terryfunk story (2.40 / 5) (#27)
by GhostOfTiber on Tue Jan 05, 2010 at 08:24:47 AM EST

I wasn't there but I was there plausable deniability.

[Nimey's] wife's ass is my cocksheath. - undermyne
[ Parent ]

I'm not sure (2.00 / 4) (#24)
by GhostOfTiber on Tue Jan 05, 2010 at 08:13:32 AM EST

It's not like anyone gave us a tutorial in building codes or anything before turning us loose. Apparently the "correct" way to do it is to drill a hole in the framing and run the wiring through that.

[Nimey's] wife's ass is my cocksheath. - undermyne

GoT goes to New Orleans, shoots a dog. +1 FP $ (2.16 / 6) (#32)
by Pentashagon on Tue Jan 05, 2010 at 02:24:13 PM EST



I would have eaten it (2.25 / 4) (#33)
by GhostOfTiber on Tue Jan 05, 2010 at 02:30:20 PM EST

but using a paintbucket as a wok didn't work as planned.

[Nimey's] wife's ass is my cocksheath. - undermyne
[ Parent ]

It weakens the wood. (2.66 / 9) (#34)
by Pentashagon on Tue Jan 05, 2010 at 02:35:12 PM EST

Drilling holes leave both sides intact for better load bearing and shear strength.  Also, putting the wiring right behind the drywall leads to some nigger nailing his pictures through it and setting the house on fire.  

DAMMIT (2.50 / 6) (#35)
by GhostOfTiber on Tue Jan 05, 2010 at 03:12:51 PM EST

had we considered that we'd have simply nailed the drywall over the wiring.

[Nimey's] wife's ass is my cocksheath. - undermyne
[ Parent ]

Woah (1.20 / 5) (#58)
by hershmire on Sat Jun 19, 2010 at 08:28:30 PM EST

A year away from K5 and now dropping the N-bomb is so common it's not even mentioned upon. That's the last nail in the coffin of my hope in this site. Adios, K5! It was nice while it lasted.
FIXME: Insert quote about procrastination
[ Parent ]
nigger please. (3.00 / 2) (#59)
by Del Griffith on Tue Jun 22, 2010 at 02:03:36 PM EST

GTFO

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[ Parent ]

Maybe that's why. (none / 0) (#60)
by tweet on Wed Jun 23, 2010 at 09:57:19 AM EST

Where the fuck have you been?

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[ Parent ]

TOO LONG DIDNT READ (1.42 / 7) (#41)
by I Did It All For The Horse Cock on Wed Jan 06, 2010 at 04:58:11 AM EST




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It's the American story (2.57 / 7) (#47)
by Scrymarch on Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 06:04:07 AM EST

Travel with high intentions and goodwill toward humanity, arrive and attempt to build something, and end up shooting the locals in panic.

Well, sort of (1.50 / 2) (#48)
by GhostOfTiber on Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 09:17:47 AM EST

I just wanted to learn to hang drywall so when I owned a house I didn't fuck it up. JMC thinks everything is Iraq. The rest of the group is a bunch of treehugging faggots.

[Nimey's] wife's ass is my cocksheath. - undermyne
[ Parent ]

if it's not a confirmed kill, it didn't happen - (none / 1) (#49)
by The Hanged Man on Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 09:28:27 AM EST

this is why you always have to follow the blood trail after you expel a few rounds at the target.

Also, pics or it didn't happen, blah blah blah, kill yourself, suck on horsecocks, etc.

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[ Parent ]
DON'T WANT TO BE INDICTED FOR MURDER, LOL (none / 1) (#50)
by GhostOfTiber on Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 09:33:16 AM EST


[Nimey's] wife's ass is my cocksheath. - undermyne
[ Parent ]

BUT WHEN YOU SHOOT AN ANIMAL DON'T YOU WANT TO (none / 1) (#51)
by The Hanged Man on Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 09:46:01 AM EST

KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO IT OR AT LEAST GET A TROPHY FOR THE WALL, LIKE YOU POSING OVER THE STILL WARM TARGET WITH YOUR GUN, ALL SERIOUS OR WHATEVER.

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I didn't shoot anything (none / 1) (#52)
by GhostOfTiber on Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 09:48:46 AM EST

No really I didn't shoot anything in NOLA. I specifically went to hang drywall and assumed the place would look like Nazi Germany in WW2 since the news at that time was "YAY THE NATIONAL GUARD".

[Nimey's] wife's ass is my cocksheath. - undermyne
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and lo' and behold, it looked like Warsaw ca 1944! (1.50 / 2) (#53)
by The Hanged Man on Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 09:51:58 AM EST


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Clip != magazine. -1. (1.33 / 3) (#54)
by nyet on Mon Jan 18, 2010 at 08:56:05 PM EST

Really? A "clip"? Sigh. k5 really is dogshit.

I can't express how depressed I am (2.00 / 3) (#55)
by Kariik on Tue Jan 19, 2010 at 12:53:56 AM EST

that K5 gets its first front page story of the year, it's well-written and interesting, and our comments look like this.

Thanks for writing a good article, I enjoyed reading it. Your story pretty accurately shows just what a shit-show the post-Katrina cleanup was.

Does anyone know... (none / 1) (#56)
by CodeWright on Wed Jan 27, 2010 at 03:38:11 PM EST

...if NOLA is still a steaming pile right now?

--
A: Because it destroys the flow of conversation.
Q: Why is top posting dumb? --clover_kicker

JESUS (none / 1) (#57)
by The Hanged Man on Thu Jan 28, 2010 at 05:13:25 PM EST


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