"I buy this expensive hardware that needs free software, and you are going to charge me for something I don't fucking need." People stopped and watched. Mothers covered their young children's ears. "How are you going to try to fuck me."
The associate was nervous. He started mumbling, "Well you can download it for free..."
"What the fuck, I just told you I have no Internet. How are you going to fuck me?"
Silence. He had no response.
I pulled down his pants and his underwear in front of everyone. His penis was flaccid. "How are you going to fuck me if you can't even get a hard on when you're trying to screw me. What kind of fucking service is that?" He struggled to pull up his pants but I held him back.
I crouched down on me knees and started sucking his dick. He got hard immediately. "Please sir, this is inappropriate. Please stop. No more." He finally gave in, moaning pleasurable sighs and abstaining from making objections.
"Hey, I want some of that!" someone who was watching stated. He got behind the Best Buy employee. Soon, a sizable line formed.
The Best Buy associate ejaculated in my mouth and I swallowed it all. Without missing a beat, I depantsed the next guy in line and started sucking him off. I sucked dick after dick, and as more and more people began to see what was going on, more and more people got in line.
I was on my 10th dick or so when I saw a women in line, about 15 people back. This gave me an idea. Instead of swallowing, every person's cum I kept in my mouth until I reached her. Then when it was her turn, I spread her labia and spit my HUGE mouthful of cum right into her pussy! It was a perfect shot!!
"What the fuck?" she objected as she jumped back.
"That's what I call the Paris Hilton, bitch. Good luck finding the father!" I laughed, then continued to suck dick.
I sucked more dick in that day than any other day until now, and I doubt I'll break that record. I never did get my iTunes yet, but now that I have the Internet I suppose I could download it right now. In fact, I think I'll do it. Just thinking about iTunes gives me a hard on that just won't quit.