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A haiku

By glor in Meta
Sun Dec 11, 2005 at 12:38:04 PM EST
Tags: Kuro5hin.org (all tags)
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In a while, the queue
will be empty once again.
For now, you have this.


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A haiku | 36 comments (27 topical, 9 editorial, 1 hidden)
Another (3.00 / 10) (#2)
by LilDebbie on Fri Dec 09, 2005 at 04:05:46 PM EST

Purple, petal lips
Unvaling white stains of love
On your mother's tits

My name is LilDebbie and I have a garden.
- hugin -

nice (none / 0) (#32)
by klem on Tue Dec 13, 2005 at 11:54:07 AM EST



[ Parent ]
responce (2.70 / 10) (#4)
by t1ber on Fri Dec 09, 2005 at 04:32:09 PM EST

Plus One Front Page Vote
After Pressing Move To Vote
It's Not About Bush

And she said...
Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah
Hadji girl I can't understand what you're saying.

GODDAMNIT K5 (3.00 / 15) (#9)
by The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy on Fri Dec 09, 2005 at 08:23:51 PM EST

I ABHORR HAIKU
BUT I'M COMPELLED TO REPLY:
FOUR BEARS AND ONE FISH

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I like this one better +1FP NT (none / 0) (#12)
by spooked on Sat Dec 10, 2005 at 02:00:35 AM EST



Seriously.
[ Parent ]
i never vote (none / 1) (#10)
by wampswillion on Sat Dec 10, 2005 at 12:33:21 AM EST

but i voted.  
why?  
because it's haiku.  i like haiku. it's so choppy and all.  
and because i was seriously wondering if anyone was going to post a story or not.
and because i'm drunk.  

may i ask?  what season are you referring to? the loss we see in the fall?  or the desoluteness of winter??

Jchen's K5 haiku classic: (3.00 / 6) (#16)
by tetsuwan on Sat Dec 10, 2005 at 02:40:17 AM EST

fuck you fuck you fuck
you fuck you fuck you fuck you
fuck you fuck you, snow

Staying up all night humor. Forgive.

Njal's Saga: Just like Romeo & Juliet without the romance
[ Parent ]

That's who wrote that (none / 0) (#19)
by LilDebbie on Sat Dec 10, 2005 at 12:58:33 PM EST

I love that poem.

My name is LilDebbie and I have a garden.
- hugin -

[ Parent ]
nothing (none / 0) (#24)
by wampswillion on Sat Dec 10, 2005 at 11:11:59 PM EST

to forgive.  
if i'd stayed up to see this last night, i would have laughed.  mercifully tho, i fell asleep.  

[ Parent ]
That doesn't even rhyme (3.00 / 4) (#11)
by givemegmail111 on Sat Dec 10, 2005 at 01:57:09 AM EST

Do it again as a sonnet. Then I'll be impressed.

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Your sonnet. Your moms. (3.00 / 4) (#33)
by perplext on Wed Dec 14, 2005 at 12:12:31 PM EST

Sonnet 7.3.221 (beta)

The queue on K5 seemed to slowly wane
And all you wankers' posts were yet unwrought
It seemed perhaps that posting was profane
Or that your mom'd revealed her crusty twat

Yet in the void of emptiness that reigned
A lone haiku did drive unto the fore
And voted up were it so kuros deigned
To prove the poem worthwhile (your mom's a whore)

For meta posts are needed sorely so
We've glor's haiku yet still, your mom's a ho

hey, you asked... =)

[ Parent ]

K5 haiku jam! (3.00 / 2) (#13)
by spooked on Sat Dec 10, 2005 at 02:04:38 AM EST

I sit alone here keyboard clicking thoughfully as tea steeps slowly

Seriously.
AH! (3.00 / 3) (#14)
by spooked on Sat Dec 10, 2005 at 02:05:32 AM EST

I sit alone here
keyboard clicking thoughfully
as tea steeps slowly

Seriously.
[ Parent ]
my take (none / 1) (#15)
by tetsuwan on Sat Dec 10, 2005 at 02:36:18 AM EST

a cup shattered
now lost to be thrown away
marks a good nights work.

Working until 8 AM can be quite ok. Oh, the sun is up. Aikido camp in 5 hours, and I have to wash some underwear before that.

Njal's Saga: Just like Romeo & Juliet without the romance

I miss aikido (none / 0) (#20)
by LilDebbie on Sat Dec 10, 2005 at 12:59:21 PM EST

Not enough to sign back up, mind you.

My name is LilDebbie and I have a garden.
- hugin -

[ Parent ]
I missed the camp (none / 1) (#22)
by tetsuwan on Sat Dec 10, 2005 at 04:44:07 PM EST

I slept until 5 PM, and then read MOPI. Maybe I should eat something before going to bed again.

Njal's Saga: Just like Romeo & Juliet without the romance
[ Parent ]

Yes. (3.00 / 6) (#17)
by NoMoreNicksLeft on Sat Dec 10, 2005 at 02:59:36 AM EST

There once was a troll from kuro5hin
who tried to stand out from the commotion
his haiku were they awful
his head filled with offal
his efforts were just piss in an ocean

Oh Holy trollery!
glor's gone berserker
no more's eze uh lurker
his shit's in the queue

Microencephaly's
quite trollo-fashionable
'fnot particularly
original, clever or new

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Do not look directly into laser with remaining good eye.

+1 FP seriously (2.50 / 6) (#18)
by bighappyface on Sat Dec 10, 2005 at 05:02:10 AM EST

You guys have no sense of humour. It's fucking hilarious when dumb shit gets FP.

I'm about to go make 30 dupes and a voting script to FP this.

How on earth can you vote against this? (none / 1) (#23)
by debillitatus on Sat Dec 10, 2005 at 10:52:08 PM EST

Douchebags.

Damn you and your daily doubles, you brigand!

-1 because I like it so much. Seriously. (3.00 / 2) (#27)
by krishna on Sun Dec 11, 2005 at 04:26:08 AM EST

Believe it or not, I voted this one down out of appreciation for it. It seems to belong in the queue. I feel like it would lose something when posted. There is also something so much more poetic about it being an ephemeral poem about the ephemeral queue.


[ Parent ]
iawtp (none / 0) (#30)
by glor on Sun Dec 11, 2005 at 02:10:48 PM EST


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Disclaimer: I am not the most intelligent kuron.
[ Parent ]

Easy. (3.00 / 4) (#29)
by Enlarged to Show Texture on Sun Dec 11, 2005 at 02:03:59 PM EST

All you had to do was go to the end of the article, choose -1 from the drop-down menu, and push the damn button to register yer vote.

This isn't rocket science...


"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -- Isaac Asimov
[ Parent ]
Touche'. <<N/T>> (none / 0) (#31)
by debillitatus on Sun Dec 11, 2005 at 06:11:54 PM EST


Damn you and your daily doubles, you brigand!
[ Parent ]

A Haiku? (none / 1) (#34)
by jolly st nick on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 04:31:50 PM EST

Well technically,
this would be a senryu:
Not about nature.

The Genuine Haiku Generator (none / 1) (#35)
by SaintPort on Mon Dec 19, 2005 at 02:40:49 AM EST

http://www.everypoet.com/haiku/default.htm

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