You meanies are just keeping the loon around so you can laugh at him, I KNOWS IT.
I don't think he's ever written about anything other than coding and nukes. Anonymisation hides all of the facts of the case, leaving us with... EYEWITNESS ACCOUNTS FROM PPL ON THE INTERNETS. How reliable! Hence I'm struggling to understand why he was worth saving - or indeed how any of us plebs could determine whether he'd been wronged at all.
Hey, that's a lot of advertisements that MC has been buying... for a long time now... hmmm...
Is this a case of cronyism and corruption amongst the kuro5hin elite? Has MC been $peaking $oftly into rusty's ear, prepping him for the moment when all those party donations could be cashed in?
Yes, the link is clear. The only user to have ever risen from the grave is also the biggest buyer of k5 advertising.
It's time for kuro5hin campaign finance reform!
There are also rumours that, just moments after the account was nulled, pwhysall's entire family were secretly whisked out of the country on a corporate jet, putting them beyond the investigative reach of the authorities. And if you stare hard enough at the plume of smoke rising out of the hole where MichaelCrawford's account used to be, you will see the goatse of death grinning back at you...
"And I will not rest until every year families gather to spend December 25th together
at Osama's homo abortion pot and commie jizzporium." - Jon Stewart's gift to Bill O'Reilly, 7 Dec 2005.