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How To Write For and Submit To Kuro5hin

By GrandWazoo in Meta
Wed Jun 20, 2007 at 08:16:35 AM EST
Tags: Kuro5hin is dying, k5 is dead, Meta, Wankery (all tags)

Writing for kuro5hin is easy and fun. I have noticed over the years that there are certain key elements to creating and submitting successful articles to K5. You will not get rich doing this but the collaborative resources along with the supportive community of users and other contributors of K5 will expand the possibilities of creativity into stimulating areas of thought and discussion you have yet to see on your personal BLOG.

Kuro5hin (pronounced Curo Five Hen) is one of the oldest and most popular WEBLOGS in existence. With just a little effort, your Kuro5hin BLOG will be known by DIGG, BOING BOING, REDDIT, DEL.ICIO.US, News feed sites and countless other TECHNOLOGY BLOGGERS.

  • First you must get a K5 account. This is KEY to submitting to the Moderation Queue. You will receive notification at the email address you provided. MAKE SURE it is Hotmail or Yahoo or GMail account. Better yet, if you ALREADY have a blog (or weblog if you will) use that email account. This will make you look more authoritative. Reload or otherwise re-read your inbox every five minutes or so. If for some reason you do not receive your login information notify the always helpful K5 admin or editors at help@kuro5hin.org.

  • After you receive your account information login to K5 and go to your User Preferences page and make sure you include your BLOG URL. Kuro5hin has such high traffic that a large number of regulars will click on that URL to go to your BLOG and read your musings. This is critical and will drive up hits and ad revenues. Additionally, it will generate meaningful and intelligent discussions on your personal BLOG. You will be amazed and delighted at the number of hits you will receive.
Now it's time to decide on what to submit. Frankly, don't bother submitting something original. Make sure it is your most popular BLOG entry. At the end of the story make sure you place lots of URLs that link back to your personal BLOG. Raw links are the best. Remember, Kuro5hin members would rather see this: https://www.kuro5hin.org/modsub than this: Moderation Queue. This is important.

  • It is extremely important NOT to read the Front Page stories or diaries. After all, what you will be submitting will be so much better. Whatever you write the community members will be extremely interested and helpful in getting your BLOG posted to the site's content. A positive attitude will go a long way in sharpening your BLOGGING skills!

  • It is not necessary to check grammar or spelling. The admin and editors are MOST helpful in this regard. This is true if you are not an English speaker or writer. Just run it through babelfish and let it go at that. The fact that you posted it AND have a personal BLOG is reason enough for our members to vote it up. At any rate the administrators and editors of the site will notice any spelling or grammar errors and will correct them. Kuro5shin has full time administrators that watch the site from around the world. Many of them speak a number of foreign languages.

  • Your submission is probably close to perfect and not in need of editing help. One way to judge this is the responses you have received from your PERSONAL BLOG. Avoid at all costs putting your submission into the EDIT QUEUE. Make sure you uncheck the box that asks for editing help. DO NOT FORGET TO DO THIS. The admin and editors will see mistakes if there are any and make corrections.

  • This next thing to do (and this CAN'T be stressed enough, if you are REALLY serious about your submission) is to not return to http://kuro5hin.org/modsub and check the highly intelligent and insightful comments others have made. In the off chance that you do return to check its progress, please ignore comments like:
    "-1, MTV! VTD!"
    "-1, NULLO!"
    "-1 NOT ABOUT DEVO",
    "Buy an ad!",
    "NO YUO",
    "You suck"
    "LURK MOAR FAGG1T!!!!!!!111"
    and other nonsensical comments. They are all made by one person the administrators of the site have allowed to have duplicate accounts.

  • If the comments to your article you read seem to be especially abusive, PLEASE submit an abuse report to help@kuro5hin.org Subject: Re: Abusive Comments.

  • You next need to choose what Section your story will go once it is "voted up". There are a few pitfalls to avoid here. NEVER post a submission under the following sections: Technology, Science and especially MLP. Choose one of the others or better yet leave it as the default Meta. The section selection is insignificant at best...no one cares about it.

  • You will receive an automatic 10 FRONT PAGE VOTES from the administrators if you write about a new game web site no one has heard of. Once your story has been posted all 70,000+ Kuro5hin members will flock to the site. This is known as the "K5 Slam Dunk Effect".

Next you must preview your handy work. There are several things to note here. They may seem insignificant but they are vital to having your story posted.

  • Make certain you have two or more spaces after a period.
  • Don't worry about paragraph breaks, the administrators of the site will fix those.
  • If you do have paragraph breaks you should be certain that you insert two or more spaces for indentation for each paragraph. Just because this is the web doesn't mean you should ignore GOOD WRITING STYLE. Only a few people have any opinion about style anyway.
  • Finally, make sure that what you put in the Intro box you ALSO include in the body. I CAN'T STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS! Should you make a mistake here the admin and editors will notice and fix it. If not remind them by sending an email to help@kuro5hin.org.
Once you have carefully followed the above go ahead and press the Submit button then sit back and wait a couple of days for it to show up on various news sites and BLOG rolls.

That's all there is to it! so what are you waiting for?...start blogging!


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How To Write For and Submit To Kuro5hin | 68 comments (57 topical, 11 editorial, 0 hidden)
-1 MTV VTD! (2.00 / 7) (#1)
by GrandWazoo on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 12:14:09 AM EST

MOVE TO REPORT ABUSE (2.28 / 7) (#5)
by raduga on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 01:23:09 AM EST

[ Parent ]
YUO FORGOT TO ADD: LURK MOAR FAGG1T!!!!!!!111 (2.40 / 5) (#2)
by insomnyuk on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 12:18:56 AM EST

"There is only one honest impulse at the bottom of Puritanism, and that is the impulse to punish the man with a superior capacity for happiness." - H.L. Mencken
Thanks! I left that one out /nt (2.00 / 3) (#3)
by GrandWazoo on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 12:59:08 AM EST

[ Parent ]
And how much did rusty pay you to (2.00 / 5) (#4)
by dakini on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 01:10:17 AM EST

put up this information? And where is your personal blog url?? Seems you don't follow your own advice oh great one!

" May your vision be clear, your heart strong, and may you always follow your dreams."
TWO SPACES FTW !! (2.40 / 5) (#6)
by GrubbyBeardedHermit on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 02:25:58 AM EST

HTML is responsible for so much that is wrong in society today.  Do your part in the war against it and use two spaces after a period!


What kind of shit is this supposed to be? (3.00 / 2) (#7)
by MajorMentallist on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 02:38:52 AM EST

I have never seen such garbage. You most likely are a professor/ette in some kindergarten class. You should go back to playing with play dough. MTV and kill ffs.

classic disinformation campaign (2.66 / 9) (#13)
by circletimessquare on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 09:54:51 AM EST

nullos will read this and follow it to heart and get moddumped in 5 seconds

meanwhile, anyone of any time spent here will immediately recognize this tripe for it's falsehood

i salute your cunning plan sir, +1 fp

...although, all sites need fresh blood to stay alive. some of those nullos will become old timers eventually


okay, -1, we need fresh blood, and you work against it

The tigers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction.

If they follow this advice (2.50 / 6) (#14)
by tetsuwan on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 10:42:27 AM EST

after reading the story, they deserve to have their stories dumped.

If they post according to the guidelines without reading them, the likewise deserve to get their stories dumped.

If they. by some freak occurrence, read it and understands the sarcasm, they probably deserve to get their story on the first page.

Finally, if they don't read it, but submit a good story, it will be posted anyway.

In short, there is no problem with this here story.

Njal's Saga: Just like Romeo & Juliet without the romance
[ Parent ]

IAWTC (2.00 / 3) (#16)
by MajorMentallist on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 11:07:39 AM EST

[ Parent ]
Not necessarily true. I have been (2.00 / 3) (#15)
by MajorMentallist on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 11:05:56 AM EST

reading this site for quite awhile now and find bullshit to be popular here. There is a handful of excellent writers and a few good trolls. But it is easy to see the many who do not contribute anything but their ignorance and shitty trolling. Nullos will join, stay and become an ignorant ass troll or write articles worthy of good debate and/or information.

[ Parent ]
you are insightful (1.50 / 2) (#17)
by thugsonfilm on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 12:40:52 PM EST

and allude, I think, to the "evolutionary forces" at play here.

I might reframe it as a series of questions:

1)What punishes, or discourages, or "keeps from reproducing" the worst posts by any user, or the repetitive posting of the worst users?

2)What rewards, or encourages, or "encourages reproduction" of the best posts by any user, or the repetitive postings of the best users?

[ Parent ]

And questions back to you - (1.50 / 2) (#22)
by MajorMentallist on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 04:06:08 PM EST

who decides if a writer posts their "worst" or their "best?" Define "worst" and "best" and who determines if they are good or bad? Anyone posting an article, is hoping all readers are interested in such information. That is really impossible with such a wide range of likes and dislikes here. Not everyone likes the same kind of things, be it literature or what have you.

If it is a subject you don't like, or written by someone you don't like, do you even read it or just ass fuck it like the shitty trolls, or do you give advice on the writing rules for a proper article?

In my opinion, even if you don't like the article, it can be well done and deserves credit, especially if it brings forth many comments and discussion. Also, if edit advice is followed I feel it deserves a second look.

From what I have seen here, K5 is more like a popularity contest. If the ass fuck shitty trolls like you, you have it made even if the article is written poorly. If they don't like you or the topic, your out on your ass no matter what you write.

There is a difference between excellent trolling and plain ass fucking and it seems that K5 has both.

K5 used to be an excellent site and I believe it still is. It seems to need a bit of tweaking to return to where it was and I firmly believe this is possible. Looking at the number of accounts, the queue should be full on a daily basis, but I think some get fed up with the negative overtones.

Oh well, that's life on the cyber highway.

[ Parent ]

Good vs. Bad (2.00 / 3) (#25)
by thugsonfilm on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 05:10:32 PM EST

Well not having a standard for "good" or "bad" makes the evolutionary selection problematic.

When did I become a troll? I have posted almost entirely legit comments, and posted one legit (albeit not greatly written) story. Is that a troll?

So I use the phrase "ass fuck" - but so do you. Does "ass fuck" make a troll? I thought it only made one vulgar. Does troll = vulgar?

Your argument to the weepy validation of even the most pathetic dross is definitely redeeming and heart warming, but if you want to impress some evolutionary "true force" upon k5 (or any population) you must "reduce" with systematic prejudice so that the "fit" may reproduce more heartily.

Kill, kill for the love of kali. Kill the contributors, or kill the losers. Or else, just limp along.

As an aside:

"K5 is dying" is a lame thread. "K5 is getting smaller" may be accurate, but that assumes the smallenatingness is trending towards zero or some very small value. It assumes that k5 wasn't a bloated, uncompetitive, overly patronized site with little or not alternatives (just a hypothesis, of course).


[ Parent ]

You have some very good thoughts on (1.50 / 2) (#32)
by MajorMentallist on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 07:49:00 PM EST

what a troll "is" or "should be." I believe a troll is good in the sense that it brings forth a lot of discussion. The vulgarity that goes with some of the so called "trolls" to me is just that, vulgarity, not good trolling. It's an attempt to drag someone down to their level. Yes, I did use the words "ass fuck" in my previous comment, and that is exactly what I think some are. They are not true trolls as far as I am concerned, just some who are insecure with themselves and need some attention. But oh well, it takes all kinds.

[ Parent ]
Yes, I agree, there is a generative quality (2.00 / 3) (#34)
by thugsonfilm on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 08:07:05 PM EST

in so-called trolling.

I think that it is to be noted that it is "useless" discussion, or attacks, that is trolling. The promotion of reasonable or civil discussion is not, as I understand it, trolling. Even if the words "ass fuck" appear in it (perhaps undirected at anyone in particular). But isn't "go assfuck yourself to death" a sort of k5 slogan for life? Is it not a warm and loving greeting with which kurons display their camaraderie?

In this spirit I urge you, fellow Kuron, to go assfuck yourself to death.

Should we not all go assfuck ourselves to death?

I urge everyone here to assfuck themselves to death. I hope that everyone in the world might assfuck themselves to death!

Is this not the k5 way?

[ Parent ]

Perhaps you could write up an article on (1.50 / 2) (#47)
by MajorMentallist on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 09:05:40 PM EST

"internet trolling?" Of course, you would have to find the definition for "ass fucking yourself."

[ Parent ]
For me to write an article on internet trolling (2.25 / 4) (#48)
by thugsonfilm on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 09:10:16 PM EST

for k5 would be like a mugger writing an article on murder for Nazi SS guards at Dachau. I leave it for others greater than me to tell their secrets.

As for assfucking oneself to death, yes, it boggles the mind to execute such physical acts, but not painfully so. A definition might not be an improvement.

[ Parent ]

I'm not fed up yet, (1.50 / 2) (#26)
by daqron on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 05:11:25 PM EST

because despite the metric shit-tons of useless and dismissive commentary I received on the stories I submitted, they still got voted up, and there were even some nuggets of useful editorial feedback that I appreciated very much. But I agree with your assessment anyway; I bet some people who make an honest attempt at participating here are unimpressed and demotivated by the semi-literate trolls who dismiss their hard work, as though reading something new or different by a person who is new or different is a huge inconvenience to them. The article seems to perpetuate that attitude. It's also unnecessary. It's not as if people who don't follow the posting rules won't get berated into oblivion by the regulars anyway.

as if we were villains by necessity; fools by heavenly compulsion

[ Parent ]
Me, I (1.50 / 2) (#58)
by Corwin06 on Tue Jun 19, 2007 at 11:50:37 AM EST

don't post articles because if I have anything of value to say, then I've read in somewhere anyone can find it too.

Of all the most interesting things I've learned in the three years since I left school, one was here and every other other not very far, anyway.

"and you sir, in an argument in a thread with a troll in a story no one is reading in a backwater website, you're a fucking genius
[ Parent ]
Good blend of sarcasm and (1.80 / 5) (#18)
by thugsonfilm on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 01:40:51 PM EST

"reverse psychology" advice.

I'll give it a +1 FP.

Crosspost to digg, fark, &c. (2.62 / 8) (#19)
by BottleRocket on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 01:51:07 PM EST

I predict that this story will help us find many new fiction writers with raw talent, whose work is unencumbered by traditional notions of value.

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I fixed a few things that did not (2.25 / 4) (#23)
by GrandWazoo on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 04:25:12 PM EST

sound right.

Hey man, it is not working! (2.00 / 3) (#27)
by United Fools on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 05:13:47 PM EST

We are united, we are fools, and we are America!
How to Submit to K5 101 (3.00 / 12) (#28)
by ksandstr on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 06:32:23 PM EST


I like! Hai 5! (3.00 / 3) (#29)
by Cyberghost on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 07:06:44 PM EST

It helps if you are a free thinker, (2.40 / 5) (#30)
by xC0000005 on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 07:19:50 PM EST

not hindered by concepts like grammar, spelling, or punctuation. Remember, the queue is the primary staging point for content that you will repost in your diary once the single person pulling the strings behind forty or so dupe accounts dumps your masterpiece. Post to queue first, diary second. If it makes it to section, it's probably good enough to post in the diary too. That just provides more places for discussion.

Voice of the Hive - Beekeeping and Bees for those who don't
Your stories are exceptional (3.00 / 2) (#31)
by GrandWazoo on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 07:32:16 PM EST

they are high watermarks in k5 content.

[ Parent ]
IAWTC (1.50 / 2) (#33)
by MajorMentallist on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 07:57:13 PM EST

[ Parent ]
Listen to this man, he is the fucking expert (2.40 / 5) (#44)
by localroger on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 08:40:43 PM EST

I mean hell, I managed to get a few stories voted up *hic* by playing the high rolling gambling card *hic* and first person godlike spaceship computers *hic* people eat that shit up *hic* but to be the preeee-eminent *hic* auteur of the moment when your topic is fucking HOSTILE INSECTS THAT STING THE CRAP OUT OF YOU *BLEEECCCCCH* that takes fucking talent. *tosses beer bottle into the fireplace*

I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds -- J. Robert Oppenheimer
[ Parent ]
Hey, when can I expect the next Passages/MOPI (1.50 / 2) (#54)
by xC0000005 on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 11:59:55 PM EST


Voice of the Hive - Beekeeping and Bees for those who don't
[ Parent ]
Real Soon Now (1.50 / 2) (#57)
by localroger on Tue Jun 19, 2007 at 11:17:21 AM EST

Really, I have 3/5 of Revelation Passage, but I'm also working on the new house system so there are a lot of distractions. I just need to make time to write it down and proofread it. Then I've vowed I'll get back to TOPI.

I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds -- J. Robert Oppenheimer
[ Parent ]
We expect lots of pedophilia and incest (none / 1) (#60)
by i wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself on Tue Jun 19, 2007 at 05:57:06 PM EST

maintain your standards, rogar

"Username is so good / I can't bring myself to ban it." - rusty
[ Parent ]
Already written (none / 1) (#61)
by localroger on Tue Jun 19, 2007 at 06:04:10 PM EST

What I did not have, though I kind of have the rest of the plot in my head, was an over the top torture scene, since Caroline plays a less prominent role in TOPI. I finally figured out how to fit that in a few weeks ago.

I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds -- J. Robert Oppenheimer
[ Parent ]
I COULD NOT AGREE MORE (2.25 / 4) (#35)
by localroger on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 08:14:23 PM EST

In particular the comment about two spaces after a full sentence stop. I proudly use this device in all my writings (and if you check you'll see I've gotten a few voted up). A few wankers will complain that this doesn't display right in "modern" software. Hold firm for proper writing style and inform them that they should trade in their shitty-ass software by that half baked company in Redomond, WA for something written by AMERICANS who know how to use a fucking TYPEWRITER.

I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds -- J. Robert Oppenheimer
You know... (1.50 / 2) (#37)
by GrandWazoo on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 08:20:54 PM EST

do you still have a typewriter? I do it is an Olympus portable. I love the damn thing.

[ Parent ]
Yep (2.00 / 3) (#39)
by localroger on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 08:24:32 PM EST

It's in the attic, though, and I don't think I could get a ribbon for it to save my life. That is how I learned to type -- on a MANUAL typewriter. My instructors were certain that kids who were given access to electric typewriters first were ruined, RUINED I tell you from ever typing correctly.

I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds -- J. Robert Oppenheimer
[ Parent ]
me too (2.00 / 3) (#41)
by GrandWazoo on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 08:27:35 PM EST

it was CALLED TYPING CLASS. NOT keyboarding as it is called today.

[ Parent ]
by localroger on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 08:36:20 PM EST

I heard Gloria Steinham of all people quoted as commenting about that, how in her day only women were taught/expected to type (you and I probably both in schools bucking that trend) with a bunch of lame-o excuses about women's hand-eye coordination and men's attention spans and whatever. And then one day computers came along and suddenly it's "keyboarding" and hey, whaddaya know men can type!

I did not realize they had actually changed the name of the class to "keyboarding." That is so lame it sucks lameness capsules from a lameness distributor at lame-O centauri, delivered by the lameship lame-o-prize.

I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds -- J. Robert Oppenheimer
[ Parent ]

Where I live in Texas (2.00 / 3) (#45)
by GrandWazoo on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 08:48:18 PM EST

it has changed to Keyboarding. The thought being (i assume) that it includes computers and typing. But a BIG room full of typewriters? ... no way. It is a room full of computers with typing software.

[ Parent ]
If it has a backspace key, it ain't typing class. (2.40 / 5) (#50)
by localroger on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 09:19:55 PM EST

And I say this as someone who types about 40 wpm on a typewriter and about 200 wpm on a keyboard.

I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds -- J. Robert Oppenheimer
[ Parent ]
'boarding (3.00 / 2) (#55)
by Ig0r on Tue Jun 19, 2007 at 12:48:35 AM EST

Keyboarding sounds like skateboarding and snowboarding, so it will be 'hip' with all the kids.

[ Parent ]
We never had electric typewriters in my (1.50 / 2) (#46)
by dakini on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 08:59:01 PM EST

high school. I guess it was before electricity was invented. When I did start typing on an electric one, i made so many mistakes as i found it just went to fast.

" May your vision be clear, your heart strong, and may you always follow your dreams."
[ Parent ]
We had two (1.50 / 2) (#51)
by localroger on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 09:24:05 PM EST

You had to become very proficient on the manuals before you were allowed to use the electrics, and you couldn't use the electrics for test or credits. They were there to give the advanced students "real world" experience since so many businesses were adopting them.

Of course my typing teacher really didn't have any idea what was going on in the computer lab, where 20 TRS 80's lurked. He would have been HORRIFIED at the keyboard, at everything about it, its layout, its feel, and most of all the big chunk of plastic under it containing the guts of the computer which totally placed the keyboard at the wrong height and angle for everything he ever taught us.

I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds -- J. Robert Oppenheimer
[ Parent ]

BTW, (2.00 / 3) (#38)
by GrandWazoo on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 08:24:06 PM EST

I have always enjoyed your stories and articles. They have given me many hours of enjoyment.

[ Parent ]
Thanks (1.50 / 2) (#43)
by localroger on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 08:37:32 PM EST

Sorry about the occasional 1-space indentation in the middle of a paragraph, I blame it on Microsoft.

I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds -- J. Robert Oppenheimer
[ Parent ]
When last I checked, (1.50 / 2) (#56)
by xC0000005 on Tue Jun 19, 2007 at 01:57:46 AM EST

Word2k7 autocorrects either direction. Having learned on a full manual typewriter (and still having the IBM Selectric of Doom) it's two spaces for me, like it or lump it.

Voice of the Hive - Beekeeping and Bees for those who don't
[ Parent ]
I will push this to vote /nt (2.00 / 3) (#36)
by GrandWazoo on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 08:15:29 PM EST

That's pretty good. (2.00 / 3) (#40)
by bloody vagina uncle on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 08:25:16 PM EST

-1 NOT ABOUT DEVO (1.50 / 4) (#52)
by spooked on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 11:03:58 PM EST

I liked it at first (1.50 / 2) (#53)
by Big Sexxy Joe on Mon Jun 18, 2007 at 11:14:07 PM EST

But you ran out of things to say and I got bored.  -1

I'm like Jesus, only better.
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This one's for you. (2.40 / 5) (#59)
by Repost To Diary If It Gets Dumped on Tue Jun 19, 2007 at 04:17:39 PM EST

I hope you do not have to resort to the suggestion of my name.

Ahem! (2.00 / 4) (#64)
by GhostOfSmoothie on Tue Jun 19, 2007 at 11:25:19 PM EST

May I please have some of your dust?
"Happy Easter, and may all the muslims burn in hell" -- insomnyuk
Section, huh? What a waste. (3.00 / 2) (#65)
by i wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself on Wed Jun 20, 2007 at 12:29:03 PM EST

"Username is so good / I can't bring myself to ban it." - rusty
I probably overdid (3.00 / 2) (#66)
by GrandWazoo on Wed Jun 20, 2007 at 07:48:57 PM EST

the sarcasm.

[ Parent ]
FUCK (none / 0) (#67)
by FBI Party Grrl on Sat Jun 23, 2007 at 02:34:21 PM EST

If I knew this was in queue I would've FP'd it, sorry

Oh (none / 0) (#68)
by Marvaud on Fri Jul 13, 2007 at 09:35:55 AM EST

Something about the Grand Wazoo reminds
me of Frank Zappa.
I never expect to have a story published
in the Hen of Kuro.
It's beyond my realm of expectation....

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