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OFFICIAL NOTICE: SITE CLOSED DUE TO AIDS | 59 comments (54 topical, 5 editorial, 0 hidden)
oh (3.00 / 2) (#1)
by schlouse on Sun Dec 19, 2010 at 07:40:26 PM EST



Still here (3.00 / 2) (#2)
by Strom Thurmond on Sun Dec 19, 2010 at 07:50:15 PM EST

once infected, always infected.

VEGETARIAN: An Indian word meaning "lousy hunter"

I bet rusty doesn't let this get posted (3.00 / 5) (#3)
by Nimey on Sun Dec 19, 2010 at 09:27:15 PM EST

Everyone make sure to post a few comments so that he can't blame the boringness filter.
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Never mind, it was just the dog cumming -- jandev
You Sir, are an Ignorant Motherfucker. -- Crawford
I am arguably too manic to do that. -- Crawford
I already fuck my mother -- trane
Nimey is right -- Blastard
i am in complete agreement with Nimey -- i am a pretty big deal

herp (3.00 / 6) (#10)
by Zombie Kitten on Sun Dec 19, 2010 at 11:38:29 PM EST

derp

[ Parent ]
derp derp derp (3.00 / 4) (#15)
by schlouse on Mon Dec 20, 2010 at 09:26:49 AM EST



[ Parent ]
The mask is off (3.00 / 4) (#12)
by hugin on Mon Dec 20, 2010 at 01:08:16 AM EST

he no longer has to pay lip service to the illusion of democratic voting. Rusty, your experiment has failed.

This is a clip that shows the Phantom makeup being applied to Michael Crawford as well as other behind-the-scenes footage as he prepares to perform on the Bob Hope Show. A must-have for any Crawford fan. Enjoy!
[ Parent ]

ya lost yer bet$ (none / 0) (#49)
by mirko on Tue Dec 21, 2010 at 07:58:35 AM EST


--
Finally I managed to make the decision that I would work on it. - MDC
we had to huddle together - trane
[ Parent ]
This is a topical comment (3.00 / 2) (#4)
by Nimey on Sun Dec 19, 2010 at 09:28:05 PM EST

Spamming is not tolerated here.
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Never mind, it was just the dog cumming -- jandev
You Sir, are an Ignorant Motherfucker. -- Crawford
I am arguably too manic to do that. -- Crawford
I already fuck my mother -- trane
Nimey is right -- Blastard
i am in complete agreement with Nimey -- i am a pretty big deal

herp (none / 1) (#13)
by hugin on Mon Dec 20, 2010 at 01:09:28 AM EST

derp

This is a clip that shows the Phantom makeup being applied to Michael Crawford as well as other behind-the-scenes footage as he prepares to perform on the Bob Hope Show. A must-have for any Crawford fan. Enjoy!
[ Parent ]

passionate rebuttal (3.00 / 4) (#17)
by schlouse on Mon Dec 20, 2010 at 09:31:17 AM EST

GAY FOR WIKILEAKS

[ Parent ]
lol "buttal" (3.00 / 3) (#53)
by mrbastard on Wed Dec 22, 2010 at 08:07:03 AM EST


"ohmygod I have a boyfriend" - Wen Jian
[ Parent ]

What's with all the fuckers voting this down? (2.62 / 8) (#7)
by messybuu on Sun Dec 19, 2010 at 11:17:10 PM EST

Like this comment if you think they should be anonymized.

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Two people like this. (2.50 / 2) (#8)
by Nimey on Sun Dec 19, 2010 at 11:29:19 PM EST


--
Never mind, it was just the dog cumming -- jandev
You Sir, are an Ignorant Motherfucker. -- Crawford
I am arguably too manic to do that. -- Crawford
I already fuck my mother -- trane
Nimey is right -- Blastard
i am in complete agreement with Nimey -- i am a pretty big deal

[ Parent ]
People who liked this also liked (3.00 / 9) (#11)
by Pentashagon on Sun Dec 19, 2010 at 11:40:20 PM EST

horsecock and gay dicks

[ Parent ]
pamming is not tolerated here. Any comme (3.00 / 4) (#20)
by schlouse on Mon Dec 20, 2010 at 10:26:23 AM EST



[ Parent ]
COMMENT 21 (3.00 / 5) (#21)
by schlouse on Mon Dec 20, 2010 at 10:27:02 AM EST



[ Parent ]
COMMENT 22 (3.00 / 5) (#22)
by schlouse on Mon Dec 20, 2010 at 10:27:22 AM EST



[ Parent ]
cumment (3.00 / 10) (#9)
by Zombie Kitten on Sun Dec 19, 2010 at 11:37:35 PM EST

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All of the users have voted front page (2.75 / 4) (#14)
by hugin on Mon Dec 20, 2010 at 01:11:40 AM EST

will rusty defy the will of us again?

This is a clip that shows the Phantom makeup being applied to Michael Crawford as well as other behind-the-scenes footage as he prepares to perform on the Bob Hope Show. A must-have for any Crawford fan. Enjoy!

I believe the children are our are future (3.00 / 5) (#16)
by schlouse on Mon Dec 20, 2010 at 09:28:13 AM EST

Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be
Everybody searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to
I never found anyone to fulfill my needs
A lonely place to be
So I learned to depend on me

Lameness report filed (3.00 / 2) (#23)
by donnalee on Mon Dec 20, 2010 at 11:10:15 AM EST



---
"The economic problem will [one day] take the back seat where it belongs, and the arena of the heart and the head will be [re]occupied, by our real problems - [...] of human relations, of creation and behavior and religion." - Keynes
[ Parent ]
Pedobear does not approve (3.00 / 2) (#18)
by Nimey on Mon Dec 20, 2010 at 09:46:19 AM EST


--
Never mind, it was just the dog cumming -- jandev
You Sir, are an Ignorant Motherfucker. -- Crawford
I am arguably too manic to do that. -- Crawford
I already fuck my mother -- trane
Nimey is right -- Blastard
i am in complete agreement with Nimey -- i am a pretty big deal

BLINDED BY THE LIGHT (3.00 / 8) (#19)
by schlouse on Mon Dec 20, 2010 at 10:15:27 AM EST

WRAPPED UP LIKE A DOUCHE ANOTHER BONER IN THE NIGHT

[ Parent ]
Hi (3.00 / 3) (#27)
by tdillo on Mon Dec 20, 2010 at 12:35:43 PM EST

ROR

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.


Is HIV potentially zoonotic? (3.00 / 17) (#28)
by Sgt York on Mon Dec 20, 2010 at 02:10:06 PM EST

lildebbie and egil make their living as syncronized swimming instructors. lildebbie and egil like animals. You could even say they love animals. In their spare time, lildebbie and egil express their immense love for animals in their own "special" way. In this first episode our two characters (mad with desire) have broken into a local hospital where they find their first victim.

lildebbie and egil made their way into the lab where the animal experiments were conducted. A cute, fuzzy rabbit had caught their eye...

The evil duo quickly subdued the little lab rabbit. They strapped the now helpless animal's head to the sex table with hot leather. egil had they urge, and removed his pants, which were now buldging. After slipping off his briefs, egil tightly fastened the leather straps and was ready to begin.......

egil began to "grease up". Shoving endless amounts of vaseline and baby oil all around the rabbit's ass, he slid his purple head firmly into the rabbit's tight asshole. Even though the rabbit was slightly unconscious, screams of pain were constanly being emmited. lildebbie reached for the chain whip and smacked the rabbit's soft nose until its face was soaked with blood. Now, with the rabbits head drooped over the edge of the table, egil continued his sex hunt. His now tingling cock was pushed deeper and deeper through the thick layers of skin which covered the bowel tract. Five, six, seven, then finally all eight and 3/4 inches were plunged deep within the animal's love canal.

egil's manhood tingled with every slight movement of the now half alive rabbit. He began rhythmically sliding in and out, moaning with pleasure on every thrust. egil worked himself into a hot orgasm. The blood, now coming steadily out of the rabbit's ass with every thrust of egil's pelvis, could be heard dripping on the floor. egil's rate increased and with a final push, he spurted creamy white love gel far up into the rabbit's bleeding ass.

The blood and cum mixed together on the floor, which had now accumulated a large puddle. Unknown to egil, the semen had acted as a powerful enemma for the rabbit and out ushered the contents of its intestine. The stool was loose and soft. It fell to the ground with a soft thud and broke into small pieces. The obnoxious smell caught egil's attention, and no sooner had he fallen to the ground and began licking the large puddle of blood, sperm, and stool. Exited at egil's enthusiasm, lildebbie dropped to his knees and also began to slurp the foul mixture.

After cleaning the floor with their tongues, egil and lildebbie checked on the battered lab rabbit. It was barely able to hold its head up, as it had lost control of most of its motor fuctions. Feeling no pity for this sexually mistreated animal, they unstrapped it and tossed it across the room, only to make a loud and deep thud against the wall. Its blood soaked fur left spatters of red stains everywhere it touched. lildebbie reached for his chain whip, while egil grabbed a pair of rusted hedge clippers (one of the many torture devices carried around for "convenience"). They made their way over to the rabbit. The rabbit was struggling for every last bit of air it could, just gasping and wheezing.

"Awwwww. Poor little thing," lildebbie maniacally laughed. He raised his arm and thrust the cold metal whip down, exposing the rabbit's bloody flesh. He kept whacking and whacking at the furry bag of blood. Then, when lildebbie stopped to catch his breath, egil stepped over with his egil hedge clippers. He knelt over the rabbit who was knocking loudly on death's door. egil took a quick glance at the clippers, grinned, and then thrust them deep into the body of the rabbit, obviously hitting many arteries. As the blood squirted into egil's face he moved the clippers around in hopes to find a thick bone to crunch. "Aha! The femur!" he yelled out with excitement. egil wedged the clippers against the bone. He opened them wide......then closed down on them with all his might. The bone could be heard deep inside the rabbit, being mutilated. Death had glazed the bunny's eyes.

The rabbit lay dead, a bloody mess on the floor. Its bodily fluids freely surged across the tiled floor. Then with a look of extreme satisfaction, both egil and lildebbie lit up some smokes, gathered their belongings and quietly left the hospital grounds, knowing with confidence that they would strike again, somewhere, soon.

There is a reason for everything. Sometimes, that reason just sucks.

->Q +1FP (none / 0) (#29)
by Nimey on Mon Dec 20, 2010 at 03:04:04 PM EST

The truth must come out!
--
Never mind, it was just the dog cumming -- jandev
You Sir, are an Ignorant Motherfucker. -- Crawford
I am arguably too manic to do that. -- Crawford
I already fuck my mother -- trane
Nimey is right -- Blastard
i am in complete agreement with Nimey -- i am a pretty big deal

[ Parent ]
eh (none / 0) (#30)
by Sgt York on Mon Dec 20, 2010 at 03:35:04 PM EST

95.5% plagiarism. Only the names have been reverted to shine the light of truth on the guilty.

You don't think I'd actually waste the time required to vomit that on a screen, do you?

There is a reason for everything. Sometimes, that reason just sucks.
[ Parent ]

copypasta + search/replace (none / 0) (#40)
by LilDebbie on Mon Dec 20, 2010 at 08:52:21 PM EST

takes at least a good two (2) minutes you could have spent sodomizing your lab animals.

My name is LilDebbie and I have a garden.
- hugin -

[ Parent ]
that Terrible wasn't so terrible, i guess (none / 1) (#41)
by balsamic vinigga on Mon Dec 20, 2010 at 09:41:49 PM EST

i thought that corking barley wine was a level of pretension fit only for belgians...  but the thing ended up tasting pretty much like a belgian. And a pretty damn good one at that. So I guess I can forgive its corky narcissism.

On a slightly related not.. does anybody besides me can't help but think that opening a stella artois is like circumcision? that shit wigs me out, man.

---
Please help fund a Filipino Horror Movie. It's been in limbo since 2007 due to lack of funding. Please donate today!
[ Parent ]

same thing with negra modelo (none / 1) (#42)
by LilDebbie on Mon Dec 20, 2010 at 10:37:25 PM EST

i mean it's the best beer in mexico so you get it because well besides dos equis what have you? but srsly the foil just fills me with anxiety about leaving some and it getting in my teeth.

My name is LilDebbie and I have a garden.
- hugin -

[ Parent ]
on a related note (none / 1) (#43)
by LilDebbie on Mon Dec 20, 2010 at 10:37:52 PM EST

i happen to be drinking terrible RIGHT NAO

My name is LilDebbie and I have a garden.
- hugin -

[ Parent ]
Mice are too small for sodomy (none / 1) (#50)
by Sgt York on Tue Dec 21, 2010 at 09:25:44 AM EST

Unless you count using one as a condom as sodomy.

There is a reason for everything. Sometimes, that reason just sucks.
[ Parent ]

Nineteen points, need just two more (none / 0) (#31)
by Nimey on Mon Dec 20, 2010 at 04:16:59 PM EST

Two more and the TRUTH WILL MAKE US FLEE.
--
Never mind, it was just the dog cumming -- jandev
You Sir, are an Ignorant Motherfucker. -- Crawford
I am arguably too manic to do that. -- Crawford
I already fuck my mother -- trane
Nimey is right -- Blastard
i am in complete agreement with Nimey -- i am a pretty big deal

only $10 worth of dupes (none / 0) (#32)
by cockskin horsesuit on Mon Dec 20, 2010 at 04:34:20 PM EST

surely Blastard has a couple surviving dupes you could bum off of him?

[ Parent ]
K5 death: complete (3.00 / 3) (#34)
by Nimey on Mon Dec 20, 2010 at 05:23:41 PM EST


--
Never mind, it was just the dog cumming -- jandev
You Sir, are an Ignorant Motherfucker. -- Crawford
I am arguably too manic to do that. -- Crawford
I already fuck my mother -- trane
Nimey is right -- Blastard
i am in complete agreement with Nimey -- i am a pretty big deal

what will rusty do? oh yeah, that's right, nothing (3.00 / 3) (#38)
by king of fools on Mon Dec 20, 2010 at 07:02:04 PM EST


----------------

fade out again

[ Parent ]
I'm sorry, rusty. (none / 0) (#54)
by hentai on Fri Dec 31, 2010 at 07:36:43 PM EST

I loved this site when it was still a worthwhile thing. It was a noble effort, and I wish things could go back to the way they were in the old days. Some great things came out of this site, and I'm glad you put in the effort.

We all tried our best, but the trolls have won.

[ Parent ]

The trolls are just about the only residents (none / 0) (#57)
by Nimey on Mon Jan 03, 2011 at 11:19:05 PM EST

Nearly everybody else has left.
--
Never mind, it was just the dog cumming -- jandev
You Sir, are an Ignorant Motherfucker. -- Crawford
I am arguably too manic to do that. -- Crawford
I already fuck my mother -- trane
Nimey is right -- Blastard
i am in complete agreement with Nimey -- i am a pretty big deal

[ Parent ]
lol it's true (3.00 / 2) (#35)
by Pentashagon on Mon Dec 20, 2010 at 06:11:27 PM EST

I'm just an MDC dupe.

The same reason guys like burp... (2.25 / 4) (#36)
by claes on Mon Dec 20, 2010 at 06:32:21 PM EST

and tell fart jokes.
<p>
But sure, that was a pretty dysfunctional outcome.

"A pretty dysfunctional outcome" (3.00 / 3) (#47)
by Harry B Otch on Tue Dec 21, 2010 at 06:50:21 AM EST

That could very well be the epitaph for k5--or the entire internet, for that matter.

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Satire does not require that the author have a coherent world view. It only requires that the author see the incoherence of his target.
--
I'm not retarded...I just like licking windows.

[ Parent ]

The Colbert Report won a Peabody (3.00 / 16) (#39)
by tdillo on Mon Dec 20, 2010 at 08:35:39 PM EST

for excellence in Journalism.

We have a Black President of the United States that is prosecuting two wars who was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

We have given trillions of dollars to wealthy people that screwed up our economy and given trillions of Fuck You's to the men and women who actually work each and every day to make America a better place to live.

Up is Down and Down is Up, a dead web-site that few have even heard of has massive Google Juice.

On that same site a man suffering from Schizoaffective Disorder is venerated by a hard-core group of members.

You're traveling through a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas.

Your answer is now questioned.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.


k5, you can do better than that$ (none / 0) (#45)
by mirko on Tue Dec 21, 2010 at 04:10:08 AM EST


--
Finally I managed to make the decision that I would work on it. - MDC
we had to huddle together - trane
Wrong! (3.00 / 4) (#46)
by Vampire Zombie Abu Musab al Zarqawi on Tue Dec 21, 2010 at 06:42:24 AM EST



[ Parent ]
here's a nice game for you: (3.00 / 10) (#48)
by mirko on Tue Dec 21, 2010 at 07:40:26 AM EST

  1. stick two fingers in your ass
  2. draw yourself a nice moustache
  3. play with yourself pretending to be clark gable
  4. don't let us know about how you like it

--
Finally I managed to make the decision that I would work on it. - MDC
we had to huddle together - trane
[ Parent ]
That has got to be (3.00 / 2) (#51)
by Harry B Otch on Tue Dec 21, 2010 at 01:18:10 PM EST

the most original putdown I've ever heard.  +1 FP.

-----
Satire does not require that the author have a coherent world view. It only requires that the author see the incoherence of his target.
--
I'm not retarded...I just like licking windows.

[ Parent ]

I'm pretty sure that's better thant that^ (3.00 / 2) (#52)
by Vampire Zombie Abu Musab al Zarqawi on Tue Dec 21, 2010 at 02:24:41 PM EST

So: impossible.

[ Parent ]
Been away for awhile (1.00 / 6) (#55)
by derfla8 on Mon Jan 03, 2011 at 12:55:43 PM EST

Should have stayed away. Considering returning to slashdot, at least blatant moronism doesn't get to the top so easily.

faggot (3.00 / 7) (#56)
by schlouse on Mon Jan 03, 2011 at 10:39:26 PM EST



[ Parent ]
Come back and give us content, then (none / 1) (#58)
by Nimey on Mon Jan 03, 2011 at 11:20:04 PM EST

We really are that desperate.
--
Never mind, it was just the dog cumming -- jandev
You Sir, are an Ignorant Motherfucker. -- Crawford
I am arguably too manic to do that. -- Crawford
I already fuck my mother -- trane
Nimey is right -- Blastard
i am in complete agreement with Nimey -- i am a pretty big deal

[ Parent ]
Ha ha (3.00 / 4) (#59)
by Big Sexxy Joe on Thu Jan 06, 2011 at 11:09:54 PM EST

I can't believe how long this has been the top story.  Is rusty just not here?  Or does he not care and is just waiting for free hosting to end.

Kind of sad because this site used to have some good stories.  But this is still pretty funny.

I'm like Jesus, only better.
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Wow! Ironic, huh? (3.00 / 7) (#60)
by schlouse on Sat Jan 08, 2011 at 04:57:44 AM EST

You're a colossal faggot and largely representative of the "personal/intimate moisturizer" crowd that's been fagging up everything for quite some time now.  Picking over holiday sales items like dogs, you and your people disgust me.

[ Parent ]
Wow (none / 0) (#61)
by Vidatu on Wed Feb 09, 2011 at 11:05:22 PM EST

AIDS seems to go by the initials C.B.


Insert witty quip here["7734206"]


AIDS, eh? (3.00 / 2) (#62)
by Pnarp on Wed Mar 23, 2011 at 11:03:14 PM EST

But what does that have to do with the goat Rusty is riding? Is it a good goat?

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