I can't seem to talk to the mod_perl server. This probably means that we've taken it down for a few minutes to update something. Please be patient, I'm sure we'll be back up presently.
In a by no means recent poll of 1077 Kuro5hin readers, it was decided that The Terrorists should be blamed for this error. Some combination of factors involving a yacht, monocle polish, and hamsters was a close second. So clearly, the error indicates that The Terrorists (possibly located on a yacht and/or assisted by hamsters with monocle polish) have already won.
That poll being dated, unfashionable, and by no means sufficient for the needs of the discerning modern K5 reader, let's give new voice to the old concern of the mod_perl server shitting the bed.
This is YOUR chance to make your opinion heard!!!