obviously I'm assuming sye is a female but I'd like to be on record here that I'd like to have anal sex with sye.
Now sure, I'm usually into physical attraction and normally I'd just like the usual sex act and all and I think the reason here that I'm instinctively driven to propose anal sex with sye has to do with the attractiveness of her typing. I've tried to vote everything of hers up, and I think she's witty, I like the artsy fartsy nature of her linked web pages (whether they're hers or not I don't care, she links them I like them) and I just want to experience the sort of intimacy with her that only anal sex can offer.
Sye, I've been an admirer of yours for quite some time now, and I really feel compelled to offer you up some rectum rubbing love because regular sex is just not going to be sufficiently indicative of how deeply my feelings for you have become. I don't care how you look, I can just tell that you're my kind of woman, simulated or otherwise.
So I'm right here right now proposing anal sex with you. Your place or mine, your butt or mine, it doesn't matter, feel free to propose a suitable and authoritative method of opening up a secure method of communication so to speak so that my dreams can come true with you.
Hope to hear from you soon!
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- army of phred
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