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What the Clark County, WA courts should know about K5.

By MDC Protector in Meta
Tue Jan 31, 2012 at 12:59:54 AM EST
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The Clark County, Washington Superior Court has been made award of this website, http://www.kuro5hin.org, in the State v. Michael David Crawford case. Since the FAQ is woefully outdated, I thought I would take it upon myself to introduce any visitors from the court(s) of Clark County to the website.

Below are some facts you should know.


  1. Kuro5hin has over 80,000 active users.
  2. Over 80% of the active users are drug addicts, including a high-level crack cocaine dealer who lives in Washington who posts under the username trane and donnalee (he has two accounts which he could afford from his drug dealing crimes).
  3. Registered sex offender Roger Williams of Louisiana, whom the courts have called "an unusually callous pedophile unfit for society" maintains an archive on incestuous child pornography which can be readily accessed.
  4. The founder of this site, rusty foster, a Grand Wizard in the KKK, discovered his wife was having sex with a black man (or a "nigger" as he likes to call them) which triggered a domestic violence event. As he is prone to fits of anger, it would be unwise to mention Christina Foster's infidelity.

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What the Clark County, WA courts should know about K5. | 21 comments (18 topical, 3 editorial, 0 hidden)
how they have been made of this site (3.00 / 2) (#1)
by sharewareguy on Sun Jan 29, 2012 at 12:11:10 PM EST

details plz

how have they been made aware of this site (3.00 / 2) (#2)
by sharewareguy on Sun Jan 29, 2012 at 12:11:42 PM EST

oops

[ Parent ]
oh so its all just conjecture (3.00 / 2) (#4)
by sharewareguy on Sun Jan 29, 2012 at 12:15:39 PM EST

will you get the crawdocs tomorrow?

[ Parent ]
his arraignment was on friday (3.00 / 2) (#6)
by sharewareguy on Sun Jan 29, 2012 at 12:34:09 PM EST

so i guess it won't be included in the crawdocs? because it would be interesting to know if he pleaded guilty or not.

if i were his public defender i'd milk his lunacy for all the state $$$ it's worth.

[ Parent ]

They haven't (3.00 / 2) (#19)
by b1t r0t on Mon Jan 30, 2012 at 08:25:13 AM EST

They have been made award of this site. lrn2read

-- Indymedia: the fanfiction.net of journalism.
[ Parent ]
i thought trane was in chicago (3.00 / 3) (#8)
by osm on Sun Jan 29, 2012 at 01:14:57 PM EST

i hope for his sake they allow the crawcock to have conjugal visits.

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4thelulz.org

did he offer him crack to suck his dick? (3.00 / 2) (#21)
by lostincali on Mon Jan 30, 2012 at 08:53:08 PM EST

i feel like that would be in character

"The least busy day [at McDonalds] is Monday, and then sales increase throughout the week, I guess as enthusiasm for life dwindles."
[ Parent ]

This needs to be pulled and resubmitted (3.00 / 11) (#9)
by tdillo on Sun Jan 29, 2012 at 01:17:38 PM EST

You forgot to mention our resident Libertarian Gun Nut that recently shot up his own house while cyber-masturbating with "Alice" (seriously, anyone who names their weapon is obviously a sociopath). LiL Debbie is also a known Anonymous member and regularly attempts to foil the Echelon program.

Then you have that ultra Right-wing agitator known as QuantumFoam. We have a Mad Scientist who studies biowarfare using mice, we got underground ROC partisans, we got people embedded deep in the military-industrial complex. And don't EVAR forget that there IS NO K5 KABAL!

I ain't even got started yet. What the fuck is that PNARP dude up to? HUH HUH? I mean that guy is so underground he is fucking with GOD DAMN GNOMES MAN!!! MOTHER FUCKING GNOMES!

What are we to make of J. KNARR? The man is off the chain. Ghost of Tiber indeed. We have the Vampire Zombie remains of Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi posting here for christ's sake.

Not to mention the folks that the government found TOO DANGEROUS and had to SANCTION; mindpixel, kitten, trhurler, hugin, turmeric, egil, etc.

I'm absolutely serious, when you take a hard look at the people who frequent Kuro5hin, it is penis-curling scary how deep this fucking rabbit hole goes.

I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Click the Cancel Button (none / 1) (#13)
by tdillo on Sun Jan 29, 2012 at 01:45:05 PM EST

While taking a shotgun mouthwash ought to do it Mr. Assmunchausen.

I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.[ Parent ]

ROR! that shit Never ever gets old. (none / 1) (#15)
by tdillo on Sun Jan 29, 2012 at 02:01:23 PM EST


I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.[ Parent ]

I am in fact (none / 0) (#25)
by GhostOfTiber on Wed Feb 29, 2012 at 03:53:27 PM EST

off the chain.

[Nimey's] wife's ass is my cocksheath. - undermyne
[ Parent ]

rusty your experiment has failed! (3.00 / 4) (#11)
by king of fools on Sun Jan 29, 2012 at 01:21:59 PM EST


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fade out again

LOL (none / 1) (#20)
by Wen Jian on Mon Jan 30, 2012 at 03:35:37 PM EST

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It was an experiment in lulz. - Rusty
[ Parent ]
congrats on your FP story (none / 0) (#22)
by Blarney on Tue Jan 31, 2012 at 01:59:48 AM EST

Looking forward to more great K5 contributions from you, sir!

If something's considered an FAQ (none / 1) (#23)
by Harry B Otch on Wed Feb 01, 2012 at 09:25:30 AM EST

doesn't it imply that it's actually "frequently" asked?  That shit goes back to the Clinton administration.  

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A lamentable petty bourgeois cry of fear.-.

after the trollocaust (none / 1) (#24)
by Zombie Schrodingers Cat on Fri Feb 03, 2012 at 05:44:45 AM EST

nobody asks questions.

[ Parent ]
Hm 80,000 users at $5 a user... (none / 0) (#26)
by GhostOfTiber on Wed Feb 29, 2012 at 03:54:52 PM EST

did rusty report $400,000 in revenue on his taxes? The IRS should know!

[Nimey's] wife's ass is my cocksheath. - undermyne

Washington State Supreme Court (none / 0) (#27)
by PeaceLoveDance on Sun Jun 10, 2012 at 11:13:28 PM EST

If your case goes to the Washington State Supreme Court, you will find a friend in Justice Jim Johnson.  He has a fondness for the KKK.  He was elected by the wisdom of the state's electorate with no prior judicial experience and only an "adequate" rating by "The King County Bar."

What the Clark County, WA courts should know about K5. | 21 comments (18 topical, 3 editorial, 0 hidden)
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