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Saying good-bye to an old friend: Michael David Crawford

By MDC Protector Protector in Meta
Wed Feb 29, 2012 at 10:09:30 AM EST
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It just occurred to me that there's a very real, significant chance that Crawford will be committed in 36 hours, and that we may never hear from him again.


Post your favorite Crawford memories in this story. In many ways, this may serve as an archive/reference when we feel a little "gay for Crawford."

And we all feel a little "gay for Crawford" from time to time.

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Saying good-bye to an old friend: Michael David Crawford | 43 comments (42 topical, 1 editorial, 0 hidden)
i think my favorite crawford moment (3.00 / 7) (#1)
by osm on Mon Feb 27, 2012 at 08:34:37 PM EST

was when he was advocating for joe stack.

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4thelulz.org

loling irl (3.00 / 2) (#3)
by MDC Protector Protector on Mon Feb 27, 2012 at 08:43:38 PM EST

AS FOR THE FUTURE, WE CAN EXPECT CRAWFORD TO USE HIS NEW PRQ WEBSPACE FOR
NOTHING IN PARTICULAR, WHILE PROMISING FOR MONTHS ON END HOW HE IS GOING TO
PUBLISH SOME KIND OF EXCITING WRITING PROJECT THERE, MUCH LIKE THE MORIBUND
DULCINEA TECH PROJECT.


[ Parent ]
the thought police raelly did have him (none / 0) (#38)
by McNugent on Thu Mar 01, 2012 at 04:21:01 AM EST

on lists of loan wolf terrists due to that incident.

[ Parent ]
Well, I wouldn't +1 this but I fear you're right (3.00 / 2) (#4)
by Blarney on Mon Feb 27, 2012 at 09:36:46 PM EST

It's not just that you think he's getting locked up for a long time, maybe for good, but that he himself seems to think so and has refused to allow the system to do otherwise.

How did the threate n the jgnorant mother fuckers (none / 0) (#39)
by McNugent on Thu Mar 01, 2012 at 04:22:02 AM EST



[ Parent ]
My memory (3.00 / 6) (#5)
by MDC Protector Protector on Mon Feb 27, 2012 at 10:26:07 PM EST

Michael Crawford ravaging my virgin asshole with his ample cock in my Sheraton top-floor hotel room that night we met in "meatspace." All I can say is ... WOW.

An Albatross Around the Neck (3.00 / 11) (#6)
by tdillo on Mon Feb 27, 2012 at 10:29:45 PM EST

 of Every Creative Person

You must stop trying to help me.

You must stop giving me advice.

I have no doubt whatsoever that you all feel that you have my best interests at heart when you supply this advice. I have no doubt whatsoever that your advice makes sense to yourselves as individuals, and that you agree among yourselves collectively that your precise advice is the very best advice one could hope to give.

And I'm telling you: you are absolutely wrong. Not at all about any kind of advice, whether it is correct, whether it really is better than my own course of action.

My friends, it is my choice - my choice not yours - to lead my life in a manner that you regard as weird, ignorant, misinformed, manic, delusional and irretrievably Mad.

It is my right to lead my life that way. It is not your right to demand that I lead my life the way you see fit.

I Invite The Lot Of You To Go Fuck Yourselves.

I Invite The Lot Of You To Burn In Hell.

Why do so many of you feel such a deep, burning need to tell me what to do?

It ought to be plainly apparent to you that I'm not going to heed any of your unasked-for advice.

My whole entire life has been one long process of questioning reality. The fact that I am able even to tie my own shoes, let alone hold a technically-challenging job, is owed in large part to my lifelong struggle to climb out of the depths of my Madness.

And No, I'm Not Crazy.  Really.

And Yes, I Am Absolutely Serious.

There is something about the rapid, repeated penetration of one's own foot by machine gun bullets that brings a certain clarity and focus to one's mind. The ability to be utterly present and completely in-the-moment as a result of this horrific mutilation simply cannot be matched, not even by wild, ballistic sex with tweetsygalore.

IT HAS BEEN HOURS AND HOURS NOW AND I"M STILL PISSING MYSELF.
HOWEVER SHALL I MOP UP ALL THE URINE??

I HAVE NO DOUBT WHATSOEVER THAT WHEN I TELL YOU ALL WHAT MY SECRET IS, YOU WILL ALL PISS YOURSELVES LAUGHING JUST LIKE ME.

IT WILL BE JUST LIKE THE TIME OF THE FLOOD, ONLY IT WILL BE YELLOW, AND IT WILL HAPPEN TOO FAST FOR ANYONE TO BUILD ANY KIND OF ARK.

ALL GOD"S CREATURES WILL NOT BOARD IN PAIRS. NO, THEY WILL ALL DROWN IN THE VAST SEE OF PISS.

PISS THAT RESULTS FROM ALL OF OUR LAUGHTER. HEARTY LAUGHTER. THE SORT OF HEARTY LAUGHTER THAT MAKES ONE PISS ONESELF.

PS: DID I TELL YOU? I HAVE A SECRET!

I'm the sane one here. You lot are the crazy ones.

All I need to earn all kinds of money as an iPhone developer is my $299.00 iPhone 4, any Macintosh laptop - a MacBook would do, I don't actually need a MacBook Pro to write iPhone Apps - and a WiFi connection.

I Recently Got The Most Incredible Blowjob Of My Whole Entire Life

He didn't look in any way gay. I didn't ask what he did for a living, but my guess is that he is a construction worker.

A while back I developed the ability to jack off for twenty-seven solid hours before achieving climax.

When I did finally climax, it was a hydrogen-bomb like detonation.

I am quite certain that my algorithm paper would serve as a Master's Thesis, maybe even for a PhD. I shit you not.

I am quite certain that I really have discovered The Holy Grail, but The Holy Grail is a rather complex algorithm that will require quite a bit of time at a good University library before I can start working on any actual code.

Thus I have yet to even start working on it.

I am three hundred fifty thousand dollars in debt.

They'll NEVER find me. I have better things to do than to defend myself in a lawsuit that I cannot possibly hope to win.

The single most dangerous symptom of psychosis is not violence, but delusion.

That's how Adolf Hitler pulled of World War II, Nazi Germany and the Holocaust.

That's how Pol Pot pulled of The Killing Fields of Cambodia.

That's how Jim Jones sold nine hundred cups of Cyanide-laced Kool-Ade from his roadside stand in Jonestown, Guyana.

Marshall Applewhite pulled off much the same stunt at Heavens Gate in San Diego back in 1997, but in his case is was Phenobarbital-laced apple sauce and pudding.

It happens to me from time to time.

Only happen to me when my entire mind is breaking down in a violently accellerating fashion without me noticing in any way whatsoever, but that is plainly apparent to anyone who takes a quite casual read through something I wrote in that particular state of mind.

If you carefully read my Edit piece, you will see before your very eyes what most people would take as the very worst kind of lazy, careless writing, but what I understand all too well is in reality my very first insight into the fact that I am already well into being totally psychotic in the very worst possible kind of was.

I meant to post just the brain teaser to the Edit Queue so you could start puzzling over and discussing it, and somehow managed to make myself believe that I had actually done so, with the result the I went on for damn near for hours with the rest of my story, and only upon deciding to take a long break, but to submit what I had to edit before doing so...
... was rather appalled that there was nothing of any sort in the queue.

I also explain why I feel that posting such apparently nonsensical our outright batshit insane works of fiction and the occasional just as nonsensical or outright batshit insane purely and straightforwardly factual work is the single crucial insight I had into why I am now completely convinced that I will eventually win the Nobel Prize in Medicine for solving the Mental Software Problem, as well as the Pease Prize for solving the Social Software Problem.

My advice to you, my friend, is to spend some time puzzling over Brain Teaser Number One with an unlit propane torch pointed in the general direction of your face.

You're not the only ones who think I'm so lazy and incompetent and such a criminal fraud that I ought to spend the rest of my life behind bars.

Guess Where I Just Spent The Last 72-Hours Not Including Weekends And Holidays? How the Hell am I supposed to run a business if I get thrown in the nuthouse on a damn near daily basis?

In certain mental hospitals, they are so fucking incompetent that I have to shout at the top of my lungs on a damn near continuous basis so I can get the meds I require to get to sleep so I can stop hallucinating.
This has the inevitable result that I am four-cornered - that is, bound in four-point heavy leather restraints - and injected with antipsychotics on a regular basis.

I'm getting really pissed off with the entire world-wide Mental Health Profession. Don't even get me started with the Law Enforcement Community. Just Don't.

If I weren't such a nice guy I could have turned that entire ICU into a Suicide Cult that would have completely covered its ceiling as well as both walls with our blood. What was left of our bodies would have been smeared all over the floor. You would have required a squeeqee and a dustpan to scoop our remains into our coffins for proper burials.

Do you know why Ted Kaczynski fired his entire defense team then demanded to exercise his Constitutional right to represent himself?

Teddy Bear is one of my homies. He and I chat via mental telephathy on a regular basis: he was concerned this might cast doubt on the credibility of The Unabomber Manifesto.

Have I been able to penetrate any of your thick skulls with a clue yet? .

I advise my Gentle Reader to tread lightly: piss me off in the wrong kind of way, and nuclear war will instantly break out all over the entire planet of the Earth.

Ok, and it doesn't have to be, it doesn't have to be any, anybody in particular, but if I hear from that Goat Fucker Colonel Zimmerman again, Corporal Zimmerman, listen man, he's gonna wish he had never been born. And I do not care that it's criminal to make a threat, if I, if that man darkens this doorstep, I'm gonna beat that fucker to death for not doing his goddamned job.

I'm the sane one here. You lot are the crazy ones.

I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

+1: UP TEH IRONS!$ (none / 0) (#12)
by mirko on Tue Feb 28, 2012 at 02:07:05 AM EST


--
Finally I managed to make the decision that I would work on it. - MDC
we had to huddle together - trane
[ Parent ]
crawford left us long ago (3.00 / 3) (#7)
by MichaelCrotchford on Mon Feb 27, 2012 at 10:30:58 PM EST

sometime after leaving Bonita, I suppose. I'd prefer to think of him as who he used to be, before he lost the ability to make informed decisions.



you think the drugs destroyed his frontal lobe? (3.00 / 2) (#8)
by cockskin horsesuit on Mon Feb 27, 2012 at 10:52:44 PM EST



[ Parent ]
that fall of a tall hospital bed damn near did (1.00 / 3) (#29)
by Zombie Jesus Christ on Wed Feb 29, 2012 at 04:00:01 AM EST

when I suffered a grand mal seizure as a result of damn near dying of hypothermia not just because the jail is kept freezing cold, but because I share with my father  a rare genetic condition that makes my and made his body temperature about three degrees lower than normal.

Absolutely all I would have required to avoid three solid weeks of the loss of all conscious memory would have been to have a medical professional write a written prescription for two extra blankets.

--
Mike Crawford for Clark County Commissioner
District 1 North County
mike@communard.org

Paid for by The Communard Party of Washington State


[ Parent ]
Truedat (none / 0) (#40)
by Wen Jian on Thu Mar 01, 2012 at 06:16:16 AM EST

It all went wrong when he went to California.
It was an experiment in lulz. - Rusty
[ Parent ]
yeah (none / 0) (#42)
by Corwin06 on Sat Mar 03, 2012 at 02:08:17 PM EST

he was interestingly crazy before, but now he's an irritating hobo who annoys erryone for attention on the corner of k5 so much that all there even is to see here is composed of his ramblings and comments about them.
"and you sir, in an argument in a thread with a troll in a story no one is reading in a backwater website, you're a fucking genius
--circletimessquare
[ Parent ]
Don't encourage him (3.00 / 4) (#9)
by modus on Tue Feb 28, 2012 at 12:52:23 AM EST

It's clear that he gets off on attention.

The less attention we give him, the more likely he is to vent his aggression somewhere else and eventually get the care he needs.

I'm done doing anything besides MTV;VTD and zeroing out his comments.


Given he's already threatened to murder a cop (3.00 / 3) (#11)
by sholden on Tue Feb 28, 2012 at 02:01:26 AM EST

I can only assume "the care he needs" is a euphemism for "a bullet in the head".

I don't think there's any further escalation for that venting that doesn't result in that...

--
The world's dullest web page


[ Parent ]
Oh, so we all feel a little gay for Crawford (none / 1) (#10)
by Harry B Otch on Tue Feb 28, 2012 at 12:54:26 AM EST

"from time to time"?  What about those who are constantly gay4Crawford, and don't change orientation?  This is discrimination.

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A lamentable petty bourgeois cry of fear.-.

How to Write to Me in the Slammer (1.20 / 5) (#13)
by Zombie Jesus Christ on Tue Feb 28, 2012 at 02:11:03 AM EST

If I drop out of sight for more than a day or so, please check the Clark County Jail's Inamte Roster.  If I'm listed, please READ THE INMATE MAIL REGULATIONS VERY CAREFULLY then subscribe me to any Washington State, Oregon or Idaho Newspaper, have any manner of legal or technical book drop-shipped to me - you CANNOT ship me books yourself, but you can have a bookstore send them - as well as send me hardcopies of any Supreme Court Opinions you think might help, to:

Michael Crawford, CFN 205307
Clark County Jail
PO Box 205307
Vancouver WA 98666-1147

If you write me letters or print hardcopies for me, please write or print on only one side of each sheet of paper, as writing paper is incredibly hard to come by in the slammer.

I'm going to make sure I have the cash to purchase long underwear from the Jail Commissary by keeping enough in my pocket to cover it at all times.  Note that the jail is kept freezing cold, the inmate clothes are loosely fitting, short-sleeved cotton, that we only have one insufficitently small, extremely thin synthetic blanket, and that only inmates with enough cash to cover the purchase price of some long underwear have any hope of not dying of hypothermia.

I'll compose an Amazon Wish List tomorrow afternoon.

--
Mike Crawford for Clark County Commissioner
District 1 North County
mike@communard.org

Paid for by The Communard Party of Washington State


WTF???? (none / 1) (#15)
by mumble on Tue Feb 28, 2012 at 05:47:25 AM EST

Why not take the plea, if it is still on the table.

You make no sense.

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"I've grown weary of googling the solutions to my many problems" - MDC.
[ Parent ]

How would that help other mentally ill people? (1.00 / 3) (#16)
by Zombie Jesus Christ on Tue Feb 28, 2012 at 07:52:41 AM EST

Just a couple weeks ago it was reported right here at K5 that a couple mentally ill people had died of neglect while in prison.  That also happened at the Correctional Medical Facility in Vacaville, California when I was in high school.

I had three near-death experiences as a result of my jailer's cruel refusal to get my medical attention when I knew I was dying in the jail, despite the Medical Request Form quite clearly saying that we should notify the jailer immediately if we had an emergency.

If I cop a plea, then I cannot appeal to the Supreme Court.

--
Mike Crawford for Clark County Commissioner
District 1 North County
mike@communard.org

Paid for by The Communard Party of Washington State


[ Parent ]
you can't appeal to the Supreme Court anyway. (3.00 / 6) (#18)
by cockskin horsesuit on Tue Feb 28, 2012 at 08:21:05 AM EST

even if hypothetically you could, which you can't, you would have served your entire term by that time anyway, unless you managed to extend your sentence though further idiocy.

and any appeals to state/federal appellate will be batted down with one-line memorandum opinions. ("The remainder of appellant's contentions have been reviewed and found to be without merit."). I hope that will be a satisfying coda to months if not years of imprisonment.

[ Parent ]

I thought it took 20+ years (none / 1) (#19)
by Del Griffith on Tue Feb 28, 2012 at 10:54:56 AM EST

to get to the SCOTUS ... IF all the appelete courts will even listen & rule.

It doesn't matter the case is about a clear death threat, not anything else, crawfords ego won't let it be simple but it is.

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I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me


[ Parent ]

Crawford, if you want to help mentally ill people (3.00 / 5) (#22)
by balsamic vinigga on Tue Feb 28, 2012 at 12:35:24 PM EST

you will fail unless you team up with somebody who has a history of success.

There's a long list of things you've failed to do in the time that I've known you. And very few things you've succeeded in doing, none of which had any sort of challenge involved, with perhaps the exception being the relatively good reception some of your older writings have enjoyed.

The truth is, Michael, that you're incompetent. You're not able to achieve anything you set out to achieve. Your approach to "helping the mentally ill" is proof of that. Getting yourself locked up because you have a pipe dream of appealing to the supreme court is an idiotic, ineffective way of helping mentally ill people. and YOU WILL FAIL. Do you like failure or something? If on the odd chance that you would like to succeed, then I suggest you start listening to some of your friends and family. Hell, at this point, coldandhungry.org not only stands a better chance of making a difference, it comes with the added benefit of you not being locked up in miserable conditions.

Plea bargain, and we will help you vet your plans to help the mentally ill. We in fact have a history of helping the mentally ill by banging our head against the Crawford wall, like I'm doing now. Come to think of it, given that we've all failed with you, and we're sane, what makes you think the mentally ill can or want to be helped? You don't appear to be able to or want to be helped. You're just on another planet.

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[ Parent ]

I regard Solving the Software Problem as a great.. (1.00 / 3) (#30)
by Zombie Jesus Christ on Wed Feb 29, 2012 at 04:07:52 AM EST

... success, because every mental health professional regards it as a product of psychotic delusion with my having been repeatedly held involuntarily for as long as three months for no more than pointing out to a Clark County Court Commissioner - that is, an entry level judge - that the simple act of reading it would help her with her vitally important work of presiding over mental competency proceedings.

don't think I don't appreciate your kind offer of help.  the very best you could do for me would be to help my brother in law Stanley administrate my boxen were I to get looked up again.  please to be keeping an eye on your gmail inbox.

--
Mike Crawford for Clark County Commissioner
District 1 North County
mike@communard.org

Paid for by The Communard Party of Washington State


[ Parent ]
It's a form of delinquency; (3.00 / 2) (#41)
by Wen Jian on Thu Mar 01, 2012 at 06:20:48 AM EST

Like many manifestations of mental illness. Crawford has been trying to demonstrate himself incapable of managing his own affairs for a long time now.
It was an experiment in lulz. - Rusty
[ Parent ]
MARTYRDOM: 72 TIGHT GAY VIRGINS (3.00 / 5) (#23)
by greengrass on Tue Feb 28, 2012 at 02:46:19 PM EST



[ Parent ]
I don't do anal despite my enthusiasm for it (1.00 / 3) (#31)
by Zombie Jesus Christ on Wed Feb 29, 2012 at 04:12:07 AM EST

unfortunately I damn near committed suicide when my condom broke as I was having my way at a tight gay virgin through the glory hole found about a block east of Lawrence on the north side of Stevens creek in Santa Clara, California.

several gentlemen have given me the most wonderful blow jobs, only to be crushed with the horrible news that I don't butt fuck anyone I am not in a close committed relationship with, and only then after six months of monogamy followed by an aids test.

--
Mike Crawford for Clark County Commissioner
District 1 North County
mike@communard.org

Paid for by The Communard Party of Washington State


[ Parent ]
tight gay virgins frequent glory holes (3.00 / 3) (#34)
by schlouse on Wed Feb 29, 2012 at 05:06:02 AM EST

similar to how horny sluts from my area want to fuck me every time I go on the http

[ Parent ]
You too? (none / 0) (#43)
by Zombie Schrodingers Cat on Tue Apr 17, 2012 at 08:48:04 AM EST



[ Parent ]
might not be on the table anymore, (3.00 / 3) (#17)
by cockskin horsesuit on Tue Feb 28, 2012 at 08:17:22 AM EST

given that his bail is being revoked for further idiocy.

but who knows, maybe Gasperino is a charitable man, if Crawford showed some last-minute remorse he might not want to deal with Crawford's trial antics and would let him keep the offer and walk.

[ Parent ]

won't matter (none / 1) (#20)
by Del Griffith on Tue Feb 28, 2012 at 10:55:39 AM EST

he'll keep calling 9-11 antagonizing people to no end.

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I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me


[ Parent ]

one cannot call 9-1-1 from the slammer (1.00 / 3) (#32)
by Zombie Jesus Christ on Wed Feb 29, 2012 at 04:14:12 AM EST

that is unfortunate, given that calling 9-1-1 is the recommended procedure to request of the Clark county crisis line that they connect me with my case managers county issued official cell phone.

--
Mike Crawford for Clark County Commissioner
District 1 North County
mike@communard.org

Paid for by The Communard Party of Washington State


[ Parent ]
alanis morissette take note (3.00 / 2) (#36)
by horseskin spacesuit on Wed Feb 29, 2012 at 07:38:40 AM EST

this is actual irony



This is quite literally the only computer I'm capable of not being offended by. ~ balsamic vinigga
[ Parent ]
Some of those brokers "earn" billions (3.00 / 2) (#14)
by Phssthpok on Tue Feb 28, 2012 at 03:00:28 AM EST

of Samoleons each year, hence you see why they were right pissed that I described not doing business with them as giving me the clean, fresh restorative feeling of not being sodomized by supersonic telephone poles.
____________

affective flattening has caused me to kill 11,357 people

I think my favorite moment was when MDC (3.00 / 6) (#21)
by squirrelmaster on Tue Feb 28, 2012 at 12:12:14 PM EST

hallucinated that he was locked inside a 7-11. The cops had to come because he wouldn't leave the 7-11 or some shit.

Don't forget the donut (3.00 / 8) (#25)
by MichaelCrotchford on Tue Feb 28, 2012 at 05:23:59 PM EST

He was so excited to hand deliver the his most recent screed about CalTech to the nurses that he drove into the sidewalk and popped his tire. Or when he drove to Sacramento to file a complaint against Dr. H only to discover (after oversleeping a few days) that state offices were closed on Fridays.

Oh man, I just drenched myself in urine thinking about that episode.

[ Parent ]

OH WHEN ANNIE, I MEAN "CRYSTAL" (3.00 / 5) (#26)
by MDC Protector Protector on Tue Feb 28, 2012 at 08:56:49 PM EST

POSTED ON HIS FACEBOOK WALL ASKING HIM NOT TO BLOW UP THE OFFICE BUILDING IN DOWNTOWN SACRAMENTO BECAUSE OF HIS MEDICAL COMPLAINTS BEING IGNORED

LOLING IRL

[ Parent ]

ha yeah i was pissing myself when i read that one (3.00 / 2) (#27)
by horseskin spacesuit on Wed Feb 29, 2012 at 02:37:29 AM EST





This is quite literally the only computer I'm capable of not being offended by. ~ balsamic vinigga
[ Parent ]
the cops locked themselves inside the 7-11 (1.00 / 3) (#28)
by Zombie Jesus Christ on Wed Feb 29, 2012 at 02:40:07 AM EST

All day long I had been hallucinating the I was locked out of doors.  finally I locked myself out of a door that only locked from the inside.  I knew it was time to admit myself.

I stopped at the 7-11 for an ice cream, only to lock myself inside.  I politely requested that the clerk call 9-11.

Instantly the place was filled with emergency responders.  I smiled broadly when one of the cops reached up to shut off the power to the door.  upon our departure the cops had to force the door open.

--
Mike Crawford for Clark County Commissioner
District 1 North County
mike@communard.org

Paid for by The Communard Party of Washington State


[ Parent ]
this makes no sense, as usual # (3.00 / 3) (#37)
by squirrelmaster on Wed Feb 29, 2012 at 12:05:19 PM EST



[ Parent ]
My favorite MDC moments have been when he's (none / 1) (#24)
by Pentashagon on Tue Feb 28, 2012 at 04:06:45 PM EST

locked up.

despite that, ut has been used against me (1.00 / 3) (#33)
by Zombie Jesus Christ on Wed Feb 29, 2012 at 04:18:41 AM EST

my frequent and demonstrably true assertion that "I do my best work in jails and mental hospitals."

look man, anyone who knows me from Adam knows that I do my best work in jails and mental hospitals.  If you're going to hold me for two extra weeks in the slammer for a mental competency evaluation that never happens because I frequently assert that I do my best work in jails and mental hospitals, don't you agree that you owe it to the defendant the opportunity to provide literature citations for some of his best work?

--
Mike Crawford for Clark County Commissioner
District 1 North County
mike@communard.org

Paid for by The Communard Party of Washington State


[ Parent ]
You should be ground down into lunchmeat (3.00 / 3) (#35)
by schlouse on Wed Feb 29, 2012 at 05:15:44 AM EST

 

[ Parent ]
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