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Sex Diaries of a Kuron

By New Bottle Old Wine in Meta
Tue Nov 19, 2013 at 05:32:23 AM EST
Tags: k5 (all tags)

9/23/2000 3:45 am

I did it. I fucked a porn star. Mila Queen of the Nasty! Fucked her tight
little body and experienced a satisfying squirt in her pussy.

Very expensive. $2000. Probably could have negotiated her down. But worth it.

The memory of fucking her hot, tight little body, pounding into her sopping wet
cunt for all I was worth, thinking how many other cocks had been where mine was,
all my porn star heroes! and there I was, the air filled with the slapping noises
of my hips banging against her bony pelvis, getting off imagining all the cum this
girl has inspired, all the men who've jacked off to her or on her or in her...the
way I had one hand up around the top or her tiny head and the other on her
shoulder, being careful not to apply any pressure, but nevertheless being aware
of the power I had over her tiny little form...the memory of grasping her waist
while fucking her from behind, she was so thin I could almost make both thumbs
and fingers meet! And through it all, she was so sweet, gracious, willing to
please, acting sexy...("keep going" she said at one point, "I know you're tired
but keep going")...

My only regret is that my time ran out before we got to anal sex. Have to leave
something for next time!

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Her body was not a complete 100% 10. Her butt had a couple creases at the top of
the back of her thighs. It may be it's just natural, that there's no way to get
rid of that. Her stomach too might have been a couple pounds overweight. Her
thighs however were perfect, taut and firm.

Her breasts were nice and small. Sagging a little - she mentioned she was
thinking of having them lifted.

Her face was very pretty. She had no makeup on and I could see little marks --
almost like freckles, maybe blackheads? pockmarks? -- on her cheeks, nose, and
chin. Her nose was slightly puffy. Shortish blonde hair with black roots.

I came in wanting to fuck my perfect fantasy body in the ass. I picked what I
thought was the perfect body, and was slightly disappointed. Then my dick didn't
really get hard enough to stick it in her ass, but I did get to stick my index
finger all the way in. It was so tight! Unbelievable what that girl has had
shoved up there. She told me she's taken three cocks at once.

She was just a little too short for me to fuck comfortably: with my dick buried
all the way in her, her face was around my upper chest-lower neck level, so I had
to bend unnaturally if I wanted to look at her pretty face. She seemed perfectly
willing to nuzzle -- it would have been great to kiss her comfortably, or nuzzle
in her neck, while screwing her.

Her attitude was very accommodating. She tried hard to make me feel at ease. Not
very bitchy at all.

Chief regrets:
Not negotiating the price with her, and not getting around to fucking her
in the ass!


Okay! Here are my rationalizations for having paid $2000 to fuck a porn star!
I'm happy with them so leave me alone!

  1. It's a once-in-a-lifetime experience. (Unless I get enough money to do it more

  2. I might have impressed her as someone who can throw away $2000 without missing
    it. (Strange thing is, I can afford it right now.)

  3. I suck at negotiating. Also, I paid for anal. Next time I'll do better!

  4. It gave me an idea of how much money I would need to keep a girl like that
    around. (If I was Rocco Siffredi, I could keep her satisfied by sticking my dick
    up her ass -- "I love the feel of his dick in my ass" she said when I asked her
    about Rocco. Unfortunately I ain't Rocco Siffredi.)

Imagine having her flown in to your own private island retreat for a week, being
able to comfortably afford whatever price makes her happy...

She is a good actress. Pay enough for her services, and she will perform whatever
role you wish.


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Sex Diaries of a Kuron | 11 comments (8 topical, 3 editorial, 0 hidden)
Tech-bubble era Crawford (3.00 / 2) (#1)
by Harry B Otch on Sun Nov 17, 2013 at 01:25:36 PM EST

If only because I don't think anyone else would have had that kind of money.  Or had to pay for anal.

A lamentable petty bourgeois cry of fear.-.

+1 FP, seems suitable, (3.00 / 3) (#2)
by k31 on Sun Nov 17, 2013 at 07:07:23 PM EST

I mean, it captures some sort of kuron culture.

Implicit horsecock, over-spending to avoid emotional issues, and all.

Your dollar is you only Word, the wrath of it your only fear. He who has an EAR to hear....

WIPO (none / 1) (#6)
by Enlarged to Show Texture on Sun Nov 17, 2013 at 08:01:43 PM EST

The Empire $

"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -- Isaac Asimov
My guess: MARQUIS1740@YAHOO.COM (3.00 / 5) (#7)
by Wise Cracker on Mon Nov 18, 2013 at 12:51:16 AM EST

Copypasta from here. Judging from all the other posts he made about crack [ 1 2 3 ] and coding [ 1 ] and music [ 1 ] and neuroses around real women [ 1 ] ... marquis1740 is either
  • trane
  • a close associate of trane
  • a trane fanboy ( ewww ... )

Caesars come, and Caesars go, but Newton lives forever
Winner! (3.00 / 3) (#8)
by New Bottle Old Wine on Tue Nov 19, 2013 at 10:31:40 PM EST

-- Dictated but not read.
[ Parent ]

And yet I feel so dirty. $ (3.00 / 2) (#9)
by Wise Cracker on Wed Nov 20, 2013 at 05:16:49 AM EST

Caesars come, and Caesars go, but Newton lives forever
[ Parent ]
Very gay. This is what I always liked about k5. (none / 1) (#10)
by livus on Sun Jan 19, 2014 at 09:25:56 PM EST

Only here would a man supposedly fucking a porn star spend the whole time thinking about other men's cocks and semen.

HIREZ substitute.
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holy god in heaven do NOT lookup this bitch (none / 0) (#11)
by LilDebbie on Sat Mar 29, 2014 at 12:45:34 PM EST

apparently she's big into rectal prolapse

My name is LilDebbie and I have a garden.
- hugin -

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