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Sat Jul 13, 2013 at 09:46:06 PM EST
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Zen koan: (2.00 / 3) (#1)
by Harry B Otch on Thu Jul 11, 2013 at 12:13:40 AM EST

If you stick your tongue far enough up Crawford's butt, does it eventually form its own vagina?

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A lamentable petty bourgeois cry of fear.-.

No. Next question please $ (1.50 / 2) (#5)
by Enlarged to Show Texture on Fri Jul 12, 2013 at 08:51:58 AM EST




"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -- Isaac Asimov
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Thanks a LOT (none / 1) (#6)
by tdillo on Fri Jul 12, 2013 at 11:55:53 AM EST

Do you realize how much coffee and purell it's going to take to get the mental taste of that out of my mouth?

I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming

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Sorry, man (2.00 / 3) (#7)
by Harry B Otch on Fri Jul 12, 2013 at 12:58:51 PM EST

But I guess it's just one of the occupational hazards of being practicing philosopher.  Contemplating the flavor of MDC's ass, e.g.

By the way, don't drink the Purell, that shit can be harsh--plus, you never know if some office prankster stuck a Mickey Finn in it.  It's Friday, stick to beer and vodka like me.

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A lamentable petty bourgeois cry of fear.-.
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tl;dr;mtv;+1fp (2.00 / 3) (#2)
by Del Griffith on Thu Jul 11, 2013 at 03:05:10 AM EST

lol

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Your vote was recorded for consideration.$ (none / 1) (#3)
by mirko on Thu Jul 11, 2013 at 07:41:43 AM EST


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Finally I managed to make the decision that I would work on it. - MDC
we had to huddle together - trane
GIVE MY POOR BONER RELEASE (1.50 / 2) (#4)
by Nimey on Thu Jul 11, 2013 at 09:37:55 AM EST


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Never mind, it was just the dog cumming -- jandev
You Sir, are an Ignorant Motherfucker. -- Crawford
I am arguably too manic to do that. -- Crawford
I already fuck my mother -- trane
Nimey is right -- Blastard
i am in complete agreement with Nimey -- i am a pretty big deal

Of all the stories in the queue (none / 1) (#8)
by procrasti on Sat Jul 13, 2013 at 09:56:59 AM EST

This one looks the most likely to make it.

Kuro5hin might be dead, but we'll still treat the corpse like a porn star!

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if i ever see the nickname procrasti again on this site or anywhere in my life, i want it to be in an OBITUARY -- CTS
doing my best at licking arseholes - may 2015 -- mirko
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Winner of Kuro5hin: April 2015

porn stars get paid. (none / 0) (#11)
by Morally Inflexible on Thu Jul 18, 2013 at 10:25:22 AM EST



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Your vote (1) was recorded. (2.00 / 3) (#9)
by Smiley K on Sat Jul 13, 2013 at 09:47:00 PM EST

This story currently has a total score of 12.

You were the last vote. We've considered the votes and comments, and decided the story should be posted. Thank you!

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NBOW, you magnificent bastard. $ (1.50 / 2) (#10)
by Nimey on Sat Jul 13, 2013 at 11:25:10 PM EST


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Never mind, it was just the dog cumming -- jandev
You Sir, are an Ignorant Motherfucker. -- Crawford
I am arguably too manic to do that. -- Crawford
I already fuck my mother -- trane
Nimey is right -- Blastard
i am in complete agreement with Nimey -- i am a pretty big deal

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