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The Passionate Lesbian to her Asian Bride*

By nostalgiphile in Meta
Fri May 01, 2015 at 02:27:16 PM EST
Tags: meta, sye, HHD, interracial lesbian sex, marriage (all tags)

Come live with me and be my lesbian wife
And we will lead a democratic life
Both of us women married in a legal court
With a home and car and your own US passport.

And we will sit out yonder on my deck
Waiting to see if a deer will make someone wreck
Enjoying the daiquiris and steaks you cook
To taste like something fancy and gook.

Bluejeans tight around your narrow hips,
Bought at the Wal-Mart I sued when they made me slip
Little Nike shoes for your tiny yellow feet,
So they won't hurt when you have to walk the street.

A shiny new iPad and your own Sony HDTV,
(For when I'm watching Days of our Lives one to three).
If this loving, lucrative opportunity meets your needs in life
Go buy your plane ticket and come be my lesbian wife.

--
Re-mastered w/only slight modifications from Kuro5hin.org


TBH, despite the racial confusion it would create, I was going to post "The Asian Bride's Reply" in light of sye's proposal to HHD but couldn't get beyond

If all the world and love were young,
And truth in every lesbo's tongue,
These USian pleasures might me move,
To live with thee and do the dyke groove.

without messing up the meter ever more.

* Note: the author of this submission tried many times to Cancel Story using the CANCEL button offered on this website. Of course, this purported feature of the site plainly does not work. It hasn't worked in many years. Most of us, balding nerds with back problems, do not remember the last time it did work, yet nevertheless we can be seen clicking CANCEL like hell the day after we get drunk and discover we submitted something to this awful broken down website with back problems. (See poll).

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The Passionate Lesbian to her Asian Bride* | 7 comments (4 topical, 3 editorial, 0 hidden)
I can hear Randy Newman singing it. (none / 1) (#4)
by claes on Tue May 05, 2015 at 04:33:35 PM EST

Yellow Man

Very far away in a foreign land
Live the yellow woman and the yellow man
He's been around for many a year
They say they were there before we were here

Eatin' rice all day
While the children play
You see he believes in the family
Just like you and me

Oh, yellow man, oh, yellow man
We understand, you know we understand
He keeps his money tight in his hand

With his yellow woman he's a yellow man
Got to have a yellow woman
When you're a yellow man

I don't understand, (none / 1) (#5)
by k31 on Mon May 11, 2015 at 08:42:26 PM EST

why this got out of the Q, but not localrogers' insightful view on the new paradigm of application development that 32-bit touchscreen tablets may inspire for the good of us all, so help us software shippers.


see comment #1 (none / 0) (#6)
by nostalgiphile on Wed May 20, 2015 at 06:58:02 AM EST

Queue is broken...and k5 looks like crap on this tablet.

"Depending on your perspective you are an optimist or a pessimist[,] and a hopeless one too." --trhurler
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also: zero down votes /nt (none / 0) (#7)
by nostalgiphile on Sat Jun 27, 2015 at 08:46:20 AM EST



"Depending on your perspective you are an optimist or a pessimist[,] and a hopeless one too." --trhurler
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