Dr. Jack and Rexella Van Impe of Jack Van Impe Ministries, Rochester Hills, Michigan, for their discovery that black holes fulfill all the technical requirements to be the location of Hell.
I'm glad to see Jack and Rexella finally getting the attention they deserve. I live in Michigan, I didn't realize they were nation-wide
One time he tried to prove that the Romans were Satan or something because if you add up the first six roman numerals they add up to 666
My ass. It's code, with pictures of fish attached. Get over it. --trhurler