This will probably not be that interesting, but anyway...
I took the better translation of the famous overused meme and translated it to there and back (German as intermediate language). The result was pretty interesting...
(I didn't provide direct link to the FAQ from which I got this text - the file at gamefaqs.com had been renamed "zero_wing_please_stop_linking_directly_to_this_file.txt" =)
The result is almost as good as the original engrish translation.
A.D. 2101 the war began
out ship one detonation occurs.
leader: "what happened!?"
mechanic: "one detonated bombs all around us!"
fold up up over excited communications officer
ship bridge operator: "estimate coming through on the chief test"
leader: "You... she are...!!"
open up over cats
cats: "she represent lost in thought, misters" (sarcasm)
cats: "thanks the of the troops, we have taken over all over your bases"
cats: "your ship to become as soon as being annihilated"
open up over
leader: "impossible !"
cats : "we thanks when your delight the remaining factors over your
Close up over
: "put on all umpteen !"
one umpteen taxes powering:
"we leave it up to them..."
Shows one umpteen movable into put on
"give us hope for of our future..."
ZIGs away monitors
bridge: "we are calculation away she !!"
ship umpteen aggrandisement into software
-- Weyfour WWWWolf, a lupine technomancer from the cold north...