who cares about the world, who cares about politics, WE'VE GOT FSCKING SURVIVOR!
The simple solution to this problem is to make politics into entertainment. The China/spyplane incident could have been more quickly resolved by putting George Bush and Jiang Zemin together on a small island and seeing who comes out alive - if Bush lives, the US gets its plane back, if Zemin lives, they keep the plane and the US stops surveillance flights along their coast. And of course - they'd both have to eat weird icky stuff, and it'd all be on TV!!!!
We could also solve the California energy crisis with a game show called "Who Wants to Pay Back the Billions of Dollars You Owe" - for each question that an Edison or Pacific Gas & Electric executive gets wrong, he has to pay back an increasing amount of his company's artificial, fraudulent debt!
Maybe I'd watch more TV if it were relevant like this...
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