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The Demons of Uranus

By John Milton in MLP
Mon Aug 06, 2001 at 06:50:24 AM EST
Tags: Humour (all tags)
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As you may well know, homosexuality is an abhorrent practice. Until recently, it was just chalked up to birth or personal choice. Thankfully, the real cause has been identified. The rectums of homosexuals are actually possessed by prostate demons. As the experts at Landover Baptist have found, the rectum is The Resort of Choice for Well-Travelled Demons.


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This comes on the heels of Landover Baptist University's controversial proposal to Tap Geothermal Energy From Hell. We can only hope that their exorcism of the prostate demons will be as successful as their recent attempts at Using Menstruating Women to Fertilize Crops and the sale of What Would Jenna Drink? mousepads.

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o what wouldn't Jenna drink? 46%
o somehow Inoshiro seems like just the right option for this question 46%

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Landover Baptist (none / 0) (#1)
by fluffy grue on Sat Aug 04, 2001 at 02:35:32 AM EST

As far as I can tell, these guys are parody. At least, I really hope they are.
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"Is not a quine" is not a quine.
I have a master's degree in science!

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hah! (none / 0) (#2)
by John Milton on Sat Aug 04, 2001 at 02:42:07 AM EST

Yeah, but I like their style. I'm going to get one of their scary bible verse t-shirts. I particularly like the Nice Girls Don't Use Tampons one.


"When we consider that woman are treated as property, it is degrading to women that we should Treat our children as property to be disposed of as we see fit." -Elizabeth Cady Stanton


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Hilarious! (1.00 / 1) (#3)
by rajivvarma on Sat Aug 04, 2001 at 11:53:37 AM EST

Hello:

This parody site is excellent! I found this "story" to be the funniest: "Pastor Orders Men to Only Think About Jesus While Mastrubating". And the "pastor" has graciously lowered the minimum age allowed for mastrubation as well: 65!
Rajiv Varma
Mirror of DeCSS.

Landover Baptist. Where the worthwhile worship. (3.50 / 2) (#4)
by sasseriansection on Sat Aug 04, 2001 at 06:49:40 PM EST

Glad to see some other people have found this gem. Some of my favs:

Children Use 7ft Jar Jar Binks Dolls As Masturbation Toys

Handicapped and Other Trouble Makers Will Use Separate Facility

And of course, the best one of all, and the one i send to all my friends STILL: Tampons: Satan's Little Cotton Fingers . Complete with a picture from a box of Tampax with the fires of hell licking her girly bits.
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Tampons are EVIL!!! (none / 0) (#5)
by John Milton on Sat Aug 04, 2001 at 09:52:34 PM EST

:) Yep, they are hiliarious. If you've been reading them for a little while maybe you can tell me something about this pdf. It seems that they're being sued by some celebrities and the judge agreed to use prior restraint. They were going to publish an article calling them gay, but it leaked out ahead of time. I'm not sure if it's a joke or their serious. It seems to be genuine.


"When we consider that woman are treated as property, it is degrading to women that we should Treat our children as property to be disposed of as we see fit." -Elizabeth Cady Stanton


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heh (none / 0) (#7)
by kmon on Sat Aug 04, 2001 at 10:19:36 PM EST

It's gotta be a joke. They wouldn't make it so obvious who the "John Does" were if it were a real court document.
ad hoc, ad hominem, ad infinitum!
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3 truths (4.66 / 3) (#6)
by tequila tux on Sat Aug 04, 2001 at 09:58:36 PM EST

i forget were i heard this, but its the three truths of religion.

1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Mesiah.

2. Protastants do not recognize the Pope as the head of Christianty.

3. Babtist do not recognize each other at the liquor store.

Prostate demons? WTF? (none / 0) (#8)
by SYNth on Sun Aug 05, 2001 at 06:30:52 PM EST

All I would like to say is, BWAHAHAHAHA! Hee. Hee.

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