I finally found a website that claimed to translate Polish to English, but its efforts were so pitiful that I decided to write a script to finish the job with some balls:
When once successive defect stiff Ministries Finance
prompts, that revenue without stint interpreting regulations
treasure. This time bears this ex without
ON October company. Paper Prawna [doniosła], that one ex
taxation applies tax to land yourselves gratuitous
software. To clerk, tax-payer received freeware consideration,
whom adventists until leadership knit economically,
what low tax. Commission evaluation servers Linux to
standard Windows NT Server, and software StarOffice
wherebyprzez co Microsoft Office. Whether you said it? It is
anyone's guess. Board of Exchequer ex well-nigh bicentenary weekly not
responds to our request of officially interpretation rule.
Troubles ex interpretation
ON luminous polish businesses receiving irresistible services low
taxation inland revenue remunerative to tenet parallel
until obtainment renumerative. Creature services irresistible
relies thereon, that "too commitment enlargement may in
aid of receivers bank evidential not receives no
counter-value". Kimono is not payee? User gratuitous
Kimono is not though evidencing? Therein that is right press box making
businesses polish becomes dimness. Wherebyprzez co since
outline hand evidential on by chance arrangement
operating, who association some thousandth persons to total
Such problem occures, supposing with z, that by courtesy of software
this present. Whom is not why presenter?
"Recipient featured superiorly interpretation clerk, be
ask, whether [?wiadczeniem] gratuitous is not so Docket Tributary,
specially that tradesman is not in the open" bids Thomas
Barbarian, chairwoman firms Abbot ex Croaker, interesting
yourselves vend flying built to Linux.
Feelings wake so complied via department taxation wise valuations
Linux as well StarOffice. By way of offset department hold since
tariff "uphill to stew-pan manufacturer's
software". "what intends 'uphill'?" Striking
yourselves users freeware
Lot clerk taxation unlike though interprets
regulations. "Software join ex Internet not one can
by way of grants, neither by way of services gratuitous. Defect
thereto base valid, therein an. bonds, by virtue of that
one can outline sides deal" translates department head
tax renumerative on however ex clerk taxation. "supposing
collecting software ex Internet trend wherebyprzez co
importation, this so not one can count tax" imparts.
Sole excerpts so-so random, wherein outlet obtains carrier ex polish
distributor together with newspaper computerized.
"vendor exposes then fact, thank why it is known that is not this
consideration gratuitous neither present. In return client
has business enter into a contrack such software until register
median tenacious as well amortize" bids Elizabeth Kowal,
departmental manager tax renumerative on AS WELL Clerk
Taxation on Lublin.
Here the dictionary website my script was abusing got wise and cut off my IP for the day, so we're stuck with the "official" machine translation. Bastards. "Individuality stand in awe of yourselves" promised great things for the rest of the paragraph.
Individuality stand in awe of yourselves worry in the event of checking
fiscal salary workers advise [wyst±pienie] until proper [urzędu]
of response on mood specific on [artykule] 14 article 4 [ordynacji]
[podatkowej]. Vouchs this tax-payer [ochronę] prior privative to
the effect in the event of [kontroli]. Both taxpayers, as well as
revenue tender yourselves though very like, if Board of Exchequer
[opublikowało] correspondent command paper.
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