You know a political campaign will be interesting when one candidate is the feared and hated wife of a well-known lecherous president, and the other candidate occasionally says things like:
"The song encourages young people to use drugs and masturbate"
Yes, that's an actual quote, as reported in The Washington Post today (scroll down to the bottom of that link). New York, whoever you choose, we wish you the best of luck. Looks like you'll need it.
--Mayor Rudolph Giuliani, referring to the Billy Joel song "Captain Jack"