He really does. He told me so.
Book burners save their Congregations from idle worship, opting instead for a more active form of celebration. They are to be applauded. Hopefully, if they are truly enlightened by the fires of their righteous indignation, they will allow some homeless people to warm their tired bones by the pyre next time.
Yes, Jesus loves book burners. They feed the economy each time they feed the bonfire. For as soon as they've moved on to beating another scapegoat, all those deprived kids will go out and buy more depraved books.
Yes, by God! Jesus loves book burners. He loves them so much, in fact, that He can not wait until they all join Him up in Heaven. He wants them all to go, today, and find a nice tall bridge from which they should take a majestic Leap of Faith into His ever loving arms.
I know I'm right. Jesus told me so.
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