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Ich bin in Deutsches übersetzt worden!

By rusty in News
Fri Dec 31, 1999 at 04:07:12 PM EST
Tags: News (all tags)

Ego-surfing. We've all done it. Well, I've been using the name kuro5hin online for a while now, and I was trolling around today to see what turned up on the search engines.

Imagine my surprise when the number one hit for "kuro5hin" at FAST Search was a German translation of a bit of satire I'd written in a Slashdot forum a while back. "AMIGA kündigt Amiga Cloud 1.0 an" was apparently translated for Das StarMag by Rüdiger Engel. Hasslehoff-like, I must be huge in Germany, because the same post shows up untranslated at AmigaClub.de. The original is still archived on slashdot.

But what I really got a kick out of, was the opportunity to run the German translation back through Babelfish and see how it stacked up with the original. Find them side-by-side below.

The Original English English, Translated to German, Then Back to English
Leveraging over five years of Amiga's revolutionary Vapor-Tech development, Amiga Inc. announced their first product under the direction of Gateway, Amiga Cloud 1.0. Amiga Inc. will collect large amounts of their previously released VaporWare and place them in the Earth's lower atmosphere, initially over large cities, but later we hope to deploy them nationwide, end even worldwide. In order to give more than five year development of hot air with Amiga new lift, Amiga Inc. their first product under the guidance of gateway announced, to Amiga Cloud 1.0. Amiga Inc. will in-collect and in the lower layers of the terrestrial atmosphere will place large quantities of its beforehand published hot air, first over large cities, but we hope later to be able to distribute her country-wide and finally world-wide.
We at Amiga believe that despite the fact, nay, even because of the fact that we haven't released a product since 1995, we are perfectly positioned to become a market leader in the revolutinary new technology. We with Amiga believe that we despite the fact, rather because of the fact that we published no more product since 1995, in which ideal position is a market leader with this revolutionary technique to become.
Our Cloud 1.0 product will be years, millenia, ahead of it's time, providing both advanced irrigation services, and also a totally new graphical paradigm. Our GUI interface is so simple, even a three year old child can master it. The user simply must lie down on their back, and observe any Amiga Cloud 1.0 installation, and Amiga Cloud 1.0 will immediately reconfigure itself into a wide variety of multimedia shapes and presentation styles. Our product Cloud 1,0 will be its time years, no, thousands of years, ahead and both advanced irrigation services and a completely new graphic paradigm will possess. Our GUI INTERFACE is so simply, even a 3 years old child can with it deal. The user must only back-lean, observe any installation of Amiga Cloud 1,0 and Amiga Cloud 1,0 presently/immediately into a large number of Multimedia shapes and types of presentation will transform.
A banana, a horse, a big weasel eating sausage links-- all these and more can be called forth effortlessly by the new Amiga Cloud 1.0. Cloud is fully multiuser and multitasking, features a "form once, rain anywhere" portable architecture, and will soon be available in multiple "flavors" including "original white," "titanium gray," "fishbelly silver," and "tornado plum." And for our customers in Florida, look for "Floyd gray," debuting tonight! A banana, a horse, a large weasel, which eats small sausage chains - all that and more can be recalled by the new Amiga Cloud 1,0 without large effort. Cloud is perfectly of multi-user and multitasking capable of, possesses one " educates you once, rains "able ble architecture and soon in many " nuances ", among them " originals white ", " titanium-grey ", " fish-shed-silver " and " Tornado pflaumig " to have will somewhere be. Our customers in Florida we ask, after " Floyd grey " or " come tonight " look out to hold.
Yes, Amiga's Cloud 1.0 will be so damn revolutionary, worldchanging, and downright original, that I can barely contain myself! I mean, seriously, this will change everything! Those other companies won't know what hit them! Together, we shall rule the world, and crush all the heretic nonbelievers!!!! They will burn and suffer for all time in their eternal Wintel torment!!!!!! Yes, Amigas Cloud 1,0 so condemned in a revolutionary manner, world-moving and absolutely original that I can hardly control myself! I mean quite honest, which will change everything! The other companies will not know, what met them there! Together we will control the world and all the ketzerischen disbelieving ones niederschmettern. They will burn and for all eternity their Wintel agonies will suffer.
oops. I think I wet 'em. Huch! I believe, I made her wet.

"Huch! I believe, I made her wet." That should be our new slogan I think.


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Ich bin in Deutsches übersetzt worden! | 4 comments (4 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)
Dude. (none / 0) (#1)
by Inoshiro on Fri Mar 17, 2000 at 12:08:16 AM EST



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Re: Dude. (none / 0) (#2)
by fluffy grue on Sun Mar 19, 2000 at 04:51:21 PM EST

Duuude! Wazzup?!
"Is not a quine" is not a quine.
I have a master's degree in science!

[ Hug Your Trikuare ]
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Re: Dude. (none / 0) (#3)
by Inoshiro on Wed Sep 20, 2000 at 04:39:13 AM EST

Ahh, a fellow pilgrim on the Great Journey to The Beginning! :-)

Methinks I should be as random and weird as Rusty on my site for attention...

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Re: Dude. (none / 0) (#4)
by kraant on Fri Oct 06, 2000 at 09:31:06 AM EST

Talking of which... Which way is the beginning?... Left or right?

I think I'm lost....
"kraant, open source guru" -- tumeric
Never In Our Names...
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Ich bin in Deutsches übersetzt worden! | 4 comments (4 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)
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