claiming that undercover cops started the violence, and then claiming that it makes the violence that you did justified and you are unable to have charges pressed against you for it.
Then the prosecution would say "If someone told you to jump off a bridge would you do it?"
To which they would answer "I am a protester, I think with my emotions instead of logic, that makes me a retard who listens to anything people tell me, so yes I would jump off a bridge."
Then the prosecution would say "If you saw someone throwing rocks, and you know throwing rocks is wrong, why would you throw rocks?"
To which they would answer, "Well I am a retard, so technically that makes me like a monkey rather than a human being. Logic makes no sense to me. Monkey see, monkey do. I'd throw my own shit at people if I saw other people do it first."
Then the judge would decide, "Not Guilty by reason of stupidity, the defendant is free to go."
Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it! Mind over Matter Fringe Science for the win!
[ Parent ]