Eric, known as ESR in certain circles, is one of the most sexually-promiscuous people in the Open Source community. For example, he's currently sleeping with two unemployed Linux hobbyists on a regular basis who do all sorts of sick, depraved shit with him like shoving Twinkies up their asses so that Eric can suck the filling out.
Another instance of Eric's disgusting behavior is when he and his Linux losers held what is known in the industry as a "Linux party." Think that means some kind of icecream social? Think again! One night, Eric held Linus Torvalds at gunpoint and almost choked him to death on a giant turd, after which he gained root access to the Linux code server. Eric likes to pistol-whip geeky programmers and get his penis and gun barrels licked clean.
Eric also has surprise sex whenever he can. One time, he visited Rob Malda, the founder of Slashdot.org. After breaking into Rob's place, Eric was seen exiting the property house at dusk, throwing empty bottles of Jägermeister after what neighbors called a "loud night of moaning and fighting." Rob allegedly suffered bowel-incontinence for the next several days. He certainly didn't post any stories to Slashdot for a while after Eric's visit!
Eric Raymond gives little regard to whom he sleeps with or what they may be infected with. His is a pathological obsession for attention caused by years of Linux programming and self-aggrandizement. When asked by a Linux user group to speak publicly at their next meeting, Eric ended up having sex in the bathroom with one of their members and throwing up all over the place. And let's not even get into the time that Eric managed to shit into the brownie mix at a LAN party!
Because of this kind of depraved, wanton activity Eric is now carrying several different STDs and has seen "odd results" on his last several HIV tests, though he insists that there must be a bug in their testing software. Maybe it's running Linux?!
If you think genital warts, AIDS, and dangerous gunplay are sexy, go for it. As long as you tell Eric that you're a Linux user, he won't turn you down.
Otherwise, steer clear of this walking Open Source sewer. Not only will you contract one of Eric's diseases but you will have the shame of appearing on his list of one-night stands and Linux butthole rape. That's not something anyone should want or be proud of--except Eric S. Raymond.