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Ask-K5: The Michael Crawford-o-thon

By mirko in Op-Ed
Fri Jun 03, 2011 at 12:07:47 AM EST
Tags: gayformdc, gayforcrawford, horsecock, k5isdying (all tags)

Once in a while, a community has to reflect upon its own values and choose to help its member in order to strentghten itself.

Yesterday, it came to our attention that Michael David Crawford's web sites are slowly expiring and it would be about time that we reflected upon how we could give back to MDC, the man some learnt to hate to love, but nobody ever loved to hate, the attention he's been giving away.


The idea of this story is to gather whichever web sites we know he's been operating, then find a way to anonymously contribute to his domain name fee so that he doesn't get cyber-squatted by some malicious g@0k.

Right now, we now we have:


  • Mister Markup

    Domain MISTERMARKUP.COM [ Site Info Traceroute RBL/DNSBL lookup ]
    Registrar H. J. LINNEN ASSOCIATES LTD.
    Registrar URL http://domains.hjlinnen.com
    Whois server whois.hjlinnen.com
    Created 24-Apr-2006
    Updated 25-Apr-2011
    Expires 24-Apr-2012
    Time Left 327 days 10 hours 39 minutes
    Status ok
    DNS servers NS1.SEAGULL.NET 199.254.168.14
    NS2.SEAGULL.NET 8.12.160.156
     
  • The (Now Inappropriately Named) Vancouver Diaries

    Domain Name: VANCOUVERDIARIES.COM
    Registrar: DOMAIN-IT, INC.
    Whois Server: whois.domainit.com
    Referral URL: http://www.domainit.com
    Name Server: NS1.SEAGULL.NET
    Name Server: NS3.SEAGULL.NET
    Status: clientTransferProhibited
    Updated Date: 15-sep-2010
    Creation Date: 18-sep-2006
    Expiration Date: 18-sep-2011
     

  • Geometric Visions

    Domain Name: GEOMETRICVISIONS.COM
    Registrar: NETWORK SOLUTIONS, LLC.
    Whois Server: whois.networksolutions.com
    Referral URL: http://www.networksolutions.com
    Name Server: NS1.SEAGULL.NET
    Name Server: NS3.SEAGULL.NET
    Status: clientTransferProhibited
    Updated Date: 28-may-2011
    Creation Date: 27-may-1999
    Expiration Date: 27-may-2012
     

  • OGG FROG

    Domain Name: OGGFROG.COM
    Registrar: DOMAIN-IT, INC.
    Whois Server: whois.domainit.com
    Referral URL: http://www.domainit.com
    Name Server: NS1.SEAGULL.NET
    Name Server: NS3.SEAGULL.NET
    Status: clientTransferProhibited
    Updated Date: 29-nov-2010
    Creation Date: 29-nov-2005
    Expiration Date: 29-nov-2011
     

  • Software Problem

    Domain ID:D162359662-LROR
    Domain Name:SOFTWAREPROBLEM.ORG
    Created On:25-May-2011 09:52:26 UTC
    Last Updated On:25-May-2011 12:31:19 UTC
    Expiration Date:25-May-2012 09:52:26 UTC
    Sponsoring Registrar:InterNetWire Communications GmbH (R1565-LROR)
    Status:TRANSFER PROHIBITED
    Registrant ID:HB655571
    Registrant Name:Hedwig Bambay
    Registrant Organization:Hedwig Bambay
    Registrant Street1:Koelnstrasse 26
    Registrant Street2:
    Registrant Street3:
    Registrant City:Dueren
    Registrant State/Province:
    Registrant Postal Code:52349
    Registrant Country:DE
    Registrant Phone:+49.107745242
    Registrant Phone Ext.:
    Registrant FAX:+49.107745242
    Registrant FAX Ext.:
    Registrant Email:Bambay@marburger-montag.de
     

  • Dulcinea Tech
    Domain Name: DULCINEATECH.COM
    Registrar: H. J. LINNEN ASSOCIATES LTD.
    Whois Server: whois.hjlinnen.com
    Referral URL: http://domains.hjlinnen.com
    Name Server: A.NS.DULCINEATECH.COM
    Name Server: B.NS.DULCINEATECH.COM
    Status: clientTransferProhibited
    Status: clientUpdateProhibited
    Updated Date: 12-aug-2010
    Creation Date: 10-aug-2006
    Expiration Date: 10-aug-2011
     

Let's vote/discuss about this.

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Poll
Which of MDC's domains would you be ready to help renew?
o None, let him die! 20%
o VancouverDiaries.com 0%
o DulcineaTech.com 40%
o OGGFROGG.com 40%
o SoftwareProblem.org 20%
o GeometricVisions.com 60%
o MisterMarkup.com 0%
o WIPO: another domain name 0%
o WIPO: I have another suggestion 0%
o WIPO: I *am* MDC and I am absolutely serious 40%
o WIPO: Let's create/finance the following domain name for him 20%
o WIPO: another completely different WIPO 0%

Votes: 5
Results | Other Polls

Related Links
o Yesterday
o Mister Markup
o The (Now Inappropriately Named) Vancouver Diaries
o http://www .domainit.com
o Geometric Visions
o http://www .networksolutions.com
o OGG FROG
o Software Problem
o Dulcinea Tech
o http://dom ains.hjlinnen.com
o Also by mirko


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Ask-K5: The Michael Crawford-o-thon | 40 comments (40 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)
I'LL BUY THESE AND TRANSFER THEM OVER (3.00 / 8) (#1)
by Zombie Tyler Durden on Wed Jun 01, 2011 at 02:12:36 AM EST

BUT HERE'S MY Q

  1. IS THERE A WAY I CAN JUST PAY FOR THESE DOMAINS ON HIS BEHALF?
  2. IF NOT, CAN I "BEAT" THE BOTS IN REREGISTERING THEM?

I'M IN A PRETTY GOOD MOOD BECAUSE I JUST HAD FORCEFUL SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH A COW. FORCEFUL MEANING RAPE.

DroPPiN Da DeuCe HarDz Kkk0re

WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID NEGRO (2.60 / 5) (#2)
by Zombie Tyler Durden on Wed Jun 01, 2011 at 02:14:10 AM EST

NONE OF THESE ARE EVEN CLOSE TO EXPIRING

DroPPiN Da DeuCe HarDz Kkk0re
[ Parent ]

geometric visions expired a few days ago (none / 1) (#3)
by Corey Haim on Wed Jun 01, 2011 at 08:16:35 AM EST

it's in the 30-day grace period where it can be rescued before it goes on the open market.

[ Parent ]
Fuck Network Solutions! (none / 0) (#5)
by mirko on Wed Jun 01, 2011 at 09:18:49 AM EST

How can I renew geometricvisions.com on this website without even having to name myself and for the 9.99$ they claim?

They add a metric ton of options and in the end it's 35$ ?!
--
Finally I managed to make the decision that I would work on it. - MDC
we had to huddle together - trane
[ Parent ]

it's settled - do one of the other ones$ (none / 1) (#16)
by Blarney on Wed Jun 01, 2011 at 09:17:20 PM EST



[ Parent ]
mistermarkup.com (3.00 / 2) (#4)
by Corey Haim on Wed Jun 01, 2011 at 08:22:41 AM EST

safe until April 2012.

Who is seagull.net? Morally Inflexible is that u? (3.00 / 2) (#6)
by Blarney on Wed Jun 01, 2011 at 10:39:05 AM EST

Network Solutions only allows renewals by the holder, the primary contact, the administrative contact, or the technical contact. GeometricVisions.com lists MDC as the domain holder and hostmaster@seagull.net as the administrative and technical contact. Looking at seagull.net itself offers no ready means of contact - various obsolete (2007 and earlier) subpages claim it to be an ISP, although the index page itself is an Apache test page. There IS a phone number though for seagull.net, listed in the WHOIS. I wonder if it's worth calling.

Morally Inflexible, is that you? I'll totally Paypal you the renewal if so.

Nevermind. Renewed $ (none / 1) (#12)
by Blarney on Wed Jun 01, 2011 at 05:03:49 PM EST



[ Parent ]
seagull is not me (3.00 / 2) (#18)
by Morally Inflexible on Thu Jun 02, 2011 at 01:17:52 AM EST



[ Parent ]
Do you really want MDC to think that K5 has his (3.00 / 2) (#7)
by modus on Wed Jun 01, 2011 at 11:35:15 AM EST

best interests at heart?


haven't we?$ (none / 0) (#8)
by mirko on Wed Jun 01, 2011 at 11:41:32 AM EST


--
Finally I managed to make the decision that I would work on it. - MDC
we had to huddle together - trane
[ Parent ]
No. Next quest-1on please $ (none / 1) (#20)
by Enlarged to Show Texture on Thu Jun 02, 2011 at 09:25:03 AM EST




"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -- Isaac Asimov
[ Parent ]
what about killing yourself to death?$ (3.00 / 2) (#21)
by mirko on Thu Jun 02, 2011 at 09:58:45 AM EST


--
Finally I managed to make the decision that I would work on it. - MDC
we had to huddle together - trane
[ Parent ]
lol "killing yourself to death" (3.00 / 3) (#27)
by Empedocles on Thu Jun 02, 2011 at 12:30:38 PM EST



---
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Till touch down brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home

[ Parent ]
k5 is nothing but malicious g@0ks. (3.00 / 2) (#9)
by Pentashagon on Wed Jun 01, 2011 at 01:48:01 PM EST

Everyone knows the real reason for gathering this list is to squat all of them and not miss any.

How ironic (1.30 / 10) (#10)
by donnalee on Wed Jun 01, 2011 at 02:55:08 PM EST

remember nigger's diaries and comments (sample: http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2010/9/4/23839/25918 ) about what a waste of money Mike's sites were? Turns out it wasn't about the money (since k$5 is now proposing to pay for Mike's sites); what nigga was really saying was "pay attention to meeee!" Big shocker there.

---
Guess I'll be adding this to tomorrow's comment dump!
These are domain name renewals (2.75 / 4) (#11)
by Corey Haim on Wed Jun 01, 2011 at 03:24:09 PM EST

They cost peanuts.

That diary's about the $200-a-month Swedish server that he paid 12 months in advance, and never got around to posting whatever it was he thought was going to bring the world's governments down on his head.

In other words, it was a waste of money, because he could have waited until the material was ready before paying for the server. I think even Mike would admit that.

So people are trying to help him out, and you're posting a snarky self-righteous comment based on dodgy information that you haven't bothered to check out. Who's the attention seeker now?

[ Parent ]

Crawford's server (none / 0) (#14)
by Nimey on Wed Jun 01, 2011 at 08:23:54 PM EST

was so that he could post libelous things about Lolzara and his other former boss, while relying on PRQ to ignore lawsuits so they'd stay up.

Totally worth it, right?
--
Never mind, it was just the dog cumming -- jandev
You Sir, are an Ignorant Motherfucker. -- Crawford
I am arguably too manic to do that. -- Crawford
I already fuck my mother -- trane
Nimey is right -- Blastard
i am in complete agreement with Nimey -- i am a pretty big deal

[ Parent ]

and no, Crawford would never admit that (none / 0) (#15)
by Nimey on Wed Jun 01, 2011 at 08:25:14 PM EST

He'd bullshit us about how the server was good for his experience, or something.
--
Never mind, it was just the dog cumming -- jandev
You Sir, are an Ignorant Motherfucker. -- Crawford
I am arguably too manic to do that. -- Crawford
I already fuck my mother -- trane
Nimey is right -- Blastard
i am in complete agreement with Nimey -- i am a pretty big deal

[ Parent ]
you're a waste (1.20 / 5) (#32)
by donnalee on Fri Jun 03, 2011 at 01:18:33 AM EST

*FLUSH*

---
Guess I'll be adding this to tomorrow's comment dump!
[ Parent ]
so that's whz people zero your posts...$ (none / 1) (#13)
by mirko on Wed Jun 01, 2011 at 05:21:40 PM EST


--
Finally I managed to make the decision that I would work on it. - MDC
we had to huddle together - trane
[ Parent ]
god, what an idiot. (none / 0) (#23)
by nateo on Thu Jun 02, 2011 at 11:18:04 AM EST

either you, or crawford--take your pick.

--
"I'm so gonna travel the world, photographing my dick at every location."
  - Vampire Zombie Abu Musab al Zarqawi
[ Parent ]
Did anyone archive softwareproblem.org ? $ (none / 1) (#17)
by Blarney on Wed Jun 01, 2011 at 09:19:06 PM EST



google did.$ (none / 0) (#19)
by mirko on Thu Jun 02, 2011 at 04:56:55 AM EST


--
Finally I managed to make the decision that I would work on it. - MDC
we had to huddle together - trane
[ Parent ]
google has a short memory. nt. (none / 0) (#22)
by mumble on Thu Jun 02, 2011 at 11:13:24 AM EST



-----
stats for a better tomorrow
bitcoin: 1GsfkeggHSqbcVGS3GSJnwaCu6FYwF73fR
"They must know I'm here. The half and half jug is missing" - MDC.
"I've grown weary of googling the solutions to my many problems" - MDC.
[ Parent ]
name down, host up. (none / 0) (#25)
by mumble on Thu Jun 02, 2011 at 11:32:38 AM EST

Content still appears to be here:
http://88.80.7.133/

And further:
$ host 88.80.7.133
133.7.80.88.in-addr.arpa domain name pointer host-88-80-7-133.cust.prq.se.

So it is safe with PRQ until his hosting expires, whenever that is.

I did notice he used swift@softwareproblem.org all over the place, now the new owners are getting his email.

-----
stats for a better tomorrow
bitcoin: 1GsfkeggHSqbcVGS3GSJnwaCu6FYwF73fR
"They must know I'm here. The half and half jug is missing" - MDC.
"I've grown weary of googling the solutions to my many problems" - MDC.
[ Parent ]

awesome $ (none / 0) (#26)
by Blarney on Thu Jun 02, 2011 at 11:38:25 AM EST



[ Parent ]
found a couple more ... (3.00 / 3) (#24)
by mumble on Thu Jun 02, 2011 at 11:26:17 AM EST

Domain Name: crawfordianpsychoanalysis.com
Created on..............: 2010-05-19
Expires on..............: 2012-05-19
Registrant: Michael D Crawford

Domain Name:CRAWFORDIANPSYCHOANALYSIS.ORG
Created On:19-May-2010 14:19:05 UTC
Last Updated On:07-May-2011 18:25:27 UTC
Expiration Date:19-May-2012 14:19:05 UTC
Registrant Name:Michael D Crawford

Domain Name:HYDROGENBOMB.ORG
Created On:08-Aug-2006 14:56:16 UTC
Last Updated On:26-Aug-2010 23:53:05 UTC
Expiration Date:08-Aug-2011 14:56:16 UTC
Registrant Name:Michael D Crawford

Domain Name: michaeldavidcrawford.com
Created on..............: 2007-10-08
Expires on..............: 2011-10-08

Is probably one of you guys, considering the content.

Domain Name: goingware.com
Created on..............: 1998-06-26
Expires on..............: 2012-06-25

Interestingly enough, it has this page:
http://www.goingware.com/tips/reciprocal/
And at the very bottom:
"Web Design by Paperbeagle"
http://www.paperbeagle.com/
I think there is a good chance paperbeagle is Bonita.

And finally, one of you guys again:
http://www.fikusarforcrawford.co.cc

-----
stats for a better tomorrow
bitcoin: 1GsfkeggHSqbcVGS3GSJnwaCu6FYwF73fR
"They must know I'm here. The half and half jug is missing" - MDC.
"I've grown weary of googling the solutions to my many problems" - MDC.

Er. (none / 0) (#39)
by TDS on Sat Jun 04, 2011 at 09:33:26 AM EST

look at the 'contact us' address (doing so well in being anonymous until that point).

so yes.

And when we die, we will die with our hands unbound. This is why we fight.
[ Parent ]

Someone renewed geometricvisions.com for him (3.00 / 4) (#28)
by modus on Thu Jun 02, 2011 at 02:05:11 PM EST

Shame on you, whoever you are.


Guilty $ (3.00 / 4) (#29)
by Blarney on Thu Jun 02, 2011 at 03:01:25 PM EST



[ Parent ]
GHETTO MODERATION: 0 (2.60 / 5) (#30)
by Zombie Tyler Durden on Thu Jun 02, 2011 at 03:10:52 PM EST


DroPPiN Da DeuCe HarDz Kkk0re
[ Parent ]

haha, gayus loses another round (1.00 / 9) (#33)
by donnalee on Fri Jun 03, 2011 at 01:19:24 AM EST



---
Guess I'll be adding this to tomorrow's comment dump!
[ Parent ]
Just save Geometric Vizzyuns? (3.00 / 3) (#31)
by nostalgiphile on Thu Jun 02, 2011 at 09:20:38 PM EST

it's the oldest, should have the most content, and the highest page rank...It's not the content that matters though, since (as far as I know) he cross-posted everything here anyways...Ok, perhaps Dulcinea Tech too, so that when he gets out he'll have something to devote his energies to besides getting trolled on K5.

"Depending on your perspective you are an optimist or a pessimist[,] and a hopeless one too." --trhurler
goingware is older than geometric visions ... (none / 0) (#35)
by mumble on Fri Jun 03, 2011 at 03:28:17 AM EST

Domain Name: GEOMETRICVISIONS.COM
Creation Date: 27-may-1999

Domain Name: goingware.com
Created on..............: 1998-06-26

-----
stats for a better tomorrow
bitcoin: 1GsfkeggHSqbcVGS3GSJnwaCu6FYwF73fR
"They must know I'm here. The half and half jug is missing" - MDC.
"I've grown weary of googling the solutions to my many problems" - MDC.
[ Parent ]

You are enabling him. (3.00 / 5) (#34)
by SoupIsGoodFood on Fri Jun 03, 2011 at 01:39:40 AM EST



It's for the lulz, though (none / 1) (#36)
by Nimey on Fri Jun 03, 2011 at 10:05:46 AM EST

so that's ok.
--
Never mind, it was just the dog cumming -- jandev
You Sir, are an Ignorant Motherfucker. -- Crawford
I am arguably too manic to do that. -- Crawford
I already fuck my mother -- trane
Nimey is right -- Blastard
i am in complete agreement with Nimey -- i am a pretty big deal

[ Parent ]
None of these domains... (1.22 / 9) (#37)
by Pnarp on Fri Jun 03, 2011 at 12:09:37 PM EST

...can rival one with an å in it.

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thåt's the ghåyest thing one could såy.$ (none / 1) (#38)
by mirko on Sat Jun 04, 2011 at 09:33:25 AM EST


--
Finally I managed to make the decision that I would work on it. - MDC
we had to huddle together - trane
[ Parent ]
It occurs to me that this might be in vain (3.00 / 2) (#40)
by BottleRocket on Fri Jun 24, 2011 at 10:50:49 PM EST

How the fuck are we supposed to know whether MC will be cleared for internet before the next domain renewal? I feel like I'm deciding whether to purchase milk before I go on vacation.

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