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The Truth About John McCain

By Psycho Dave in Politics
Mon Jun 23, 2008 at 04:45:29 PM EST
Tags: politics, info, John Sidney McCain (all tags)
Politics

I send this message out to all AMERICANS who are concerned about the dire choice we face in this election. I don't think I need to explain to all of you what the stakes are. We are currently locked in a WAR for the culture and faith of this great nation and are stuck with two phenomenally awful choices.

But while the myriad SINS of Barack HUSSEIN Obama are well known to the majority of AMERICANS, less is known about the extremely suspect background of John SIDNEY McCain, the supposed candidate of the REPUBLICAN party. The MAINSTREAM MEDIA have done a shameful job vetting this man (if he can even be called that) and are engaged in ACTIVE SUPPRESSION of many troubling items on John SIDNEY McCain's record.

However, the MAINSTREAM MEDIA cannot suppress the truth. All of the information below has been testified to in a COURT OF LAW under oath on the very BIBLE itself. Please read it and consider; can we really afford to have a man with the character of John SIDNEY McCain in the WHITE HOUSE?


1)JOHN SIDNEY MCCAIN IS A TRAITOR

John SIDNEY McCain has made a great deal of his experience as a prisoner of war during the Vietnam War. He claims that because of this, he has learned the skills and has the character necessary to lead the US MILITARY in the WAR ON TERROR against the pig-religion of ISLAM.

However, his accounts of his time in the prison camp do not hold up to even the most cursory of examinations. His conduct inside the prison camp following his capture has widely been described as perverse, shameful, and even TREASONOUS.

It is well known that during John SIDNEY McCain's interrogations, he was given special attention since his father was an admiral in the US NAVY. As a navy pilot, John SIDNEY McCain also had a great knowledge about weapons, radar systems and deployment; information which was highly valuable to the North Vietnamese and their Soviet patrons. Several of SIDNEY McCain's fellow prisoners witness part of an interrogation, where McCain was questioned by Russian speaking officers. After this interrogation, John SIDNEY McCain was removed from the bamboo holding cage with his fellow prisoners and given extra rations of rice and canned yams. We can deduce from this that John SIDNEY McCain gave his captors vital information during this interrogation in order to get this special treatment, and thus put the lives of thousands of AMERICAN servicemen in danger. Hopefully, the extra rice rations were enough to fill not only the hunger in his belly, but also the deep hole in his conscience...

2)JOHN SIDNEY MCCAIN IS ANTI-AMERICAN

During his time in the prison camp, John SIDNEY McCain was subjected to torture in order to get him to sign statements critical of the UNITED STATES and its MILITARY. Experiences such as this were common to many prisoners. What is not common is the fact that John SIDNEY McCain ended up actually signing the statement given to him by his North Vietnamese captors.

His "confession" is rife with statements that are offensive to all AMERICANS. In it, he "apologizes" for the "murder" of civilians (a fact that is patently false...the majority of all civilian deaths in the Vietnam war were committed by the COMMUNISTS, since it is only through wholesale murder that they can enforce their ideology), as well as admitting that he was a tool for AMERICAN imperialism. His signature can be clearly seen at the bottom of the statement, so we can surmise that even if he didn't write all the words, he agrees with them. By doing so, he spit on every man and woman who has ever worn the uniform of the UNITED STATES MILITARY.

Besides the fact that by signing such a statement, he directly gave aid and comfort to the enemy, somebody also needs to tell John SIDNEY McCain that AMERICA is a REPUBLIC, not an EMPIRE. If he cannot tell the difference, then John SIDNEY McCain does not have the character to be President.

3)JOHN SIDNEY MCCAIN IS A HOMOSEXUAL

It is widely known that after a year of captivity by the Vietnamese, John SIDNEY McCain was offered the opportunity to go home in a prisoner exchange. As the son of an admiral, he was a high value prisoner and by staying inside the camp, he weakened the negotiating position of the UNITED STATES.

Though John SIDNEY McCain has stated that he refused to leave the camp because it would not have been fair to men who had been held captive longer than him, the record does not hold up to scrutiny. Since we've already established that McCain had given valuable information to the Vietnamese/Soviets and helped them spread their anti-imperialist/anti-GOD propaganda, why would he suddenly be driven by the welfare of his fellow soldiers?

In all, John McCain was held as a prisoner of war for six years, even though he could have left as soon as the first year. There are many reports that he was constantly bound with ropes and tortured. Why would this be done if he had already given all his information to his captors.

The answer is simple. From John SIDNEY McCain's own accounts of his torture, the acts he was involved in correlate closely to those of SADO MASOCHISM. These are acts that are regularly celebrated by the HOMOSEXUAL/PERVERT community.

Before he was killed in a highly suspicious car accident, one of McCain's fellow prisoners testified on the BIBLE that during his time in the prison camp, John SIDNEY McCain had been a "bottom" (this is a pervert designation for a homosexual who receives sodomy rather than give it). This brave soldier also claimed that McCain frequently tried to dress in a feminine manner, and had sex with other prisoners and sometimes even his captors for extra cigarettes and plantains.

Even after his release, it seems that John SIDNEY McCain continued on with his homosexual acts. Several people have testified under oath that McCain was a constant figure in bars frequented by the homosexual/pervert community in Florida. It is these encounters that are widely known to have led to the end of McCain's first marriage.

4)JOHN SIDNEY MCCAIN IS A MUSLIM

Unfortunately, the infidelities of John SIDNEY McCain do not end there. It is a PROVEN FACT that John SIDNEY McCain fathered a child with a Bangladeshi woman named Dharba Sun Mahmoud. By this time, John SIDNEY McCain had already been elected to the Arizona senate and it is likely he met Ms. Mahmoud on a Senate tour of the region.

Likely, you are wondering how McCain having children through a heterosexual relationship matches up with the information given in the previous chapter on McCain's homosexual past. Many in the homosexual/pervert community often take on HETEROSEXUAL partners in order to pass as an upright straight citizen (thus necessitating the dissemination of tools that churches can use to identify homosexuals within their ranks). McCain could not be open though about an affair in a foreign country. He was likely involved in sex-tourism while abroad as representative of the UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

Bangladesh is 88% Muslim, and so is Ms. Mahmoud, who remarried another Bangladeshi man after her encounter with John SIDNEY McCain (a man who is incidentally on terrorist watch lists in the United States, the UK and INTERPOL). Nothing more is known of McCain's half-child since it was likely honor-killed in accordance with the Islamic law of Sharia.

However, there is no indication that Ms. Mahmoud was a recent convert to Islam, nor that she was not a Muslim when she had her encounter with John SIDNEY McCain. Sharia is extremely strict about extra-marital sex with someone who is not of Muslim lineage. Since Islam is a POLYGAMIST religion, there is a loophole where a man and a woman can become temporarily married in order to have an affair or liaison. In fact, many middle eastern brothels have a house Imam to facilitate such on the fly marriages that are often annulled as soon as the session is over.

It would be impossible for McCain to have had sex with a Muslim woman unless he converted to Islam and underwent an (albeit brief) marriage to the woman. Once converting to Islam, John SIDNEY McCain would be considered an apostate if he renounced his Islamic conversion, and would have a fatwa (death sentence) placed on his head. In the times John SIDNEY McCain has gone over to Iraq, there has been no serious assassination attempt on him, so we can only assume that John SIDNEY McCain never renounced his Islamic conversion.

So, MY FELLOW AMERICANS. Ask yourself, can we afford to have John SIDNEY McCain as leader of the FREE and CHRISTIAN world if he is actually secretly a Muslim?

Can we afford to have John SIDNEY McCain as president, who as a prisoner of war all but urinated on the sacrifices our men and women in uniform have made to make us safe from TERRORISM?

Can we afford to have John SIDNEY McCain as president if he opposed George W. Bush's tax cuts, which kept our most productive AMERICANS from going bankrupt? Is he secretly a MARXIST who believes in the redistribution of wealth from the productive class to the WELFARE CLASS?

Can we afford to have a HOMOSEXUAL as president of the United States, who will weaken the institution of MARRIAGE in this country and bring GOD'S WRATH upon our blessed nation?

Think this over carefully before you vote this fall. And thank you for reading.

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The Truth About John McCain | 40 comments (31 topical, 9 editorial, 1 hidden)
Hey, wasn't Poopy Peanutz in the same prison camp? (1.50 / 2) (#1)
by Aurochs on Sat Jun 21, 2008 at 06:14:17 AM EST


--
if you were walking through the woods with a baseball bat and some dude jumped on your back and started humping you, would you beat him off?
--
Where does all this testimony come from? (Nt) (none / 1) (#6)
by Psycho Dave on Sat Jun 21, 2008 at 01:27:07 PM EST



[ Parent ]
Fucking brilliant! (1.85 / 7) (#5)
by undermyne on Sat Jun 21, 2008 at 12:49:43 PM EST

The manchurian candidate MUST be stopped. If only we didn't have to choose between a liberal and a fucking half-nigger communist.



ray eckson - "nigger eggs are all yolk, you racist fuck"
Not to mention daddies little boy (none / 0) (#7)
by rhiannon on Sun Jun 22, 2008 at 12:15:53 AM EST

Too bad he never made admiral, just like his old man and his grandpappy, but at least he made it into the first percent of his class so he could get the prestigious post of carrier pilot.

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I continued to rebuff the advances... so many advances... of so many attractive women. -MC
McCain's class standing (none / 0) (#38)
by mdl001 on Thu Jul 10, 2008 at 08:28:14 PM EST

He graduated 894th out of 899 students at Annapolis.

[ Parent ]
You Do Realise (none / 0) (#8)
by Gruntathon on Sun Jun 22, 2008 at 05:26:18 AM EST

That they are going to have to use public campaigning funds to quash these baseless rumours?

Thanks for burdening the taxpayers Dave.
__________
If they hadn't been such quality beasts (despite being so young) it would have been a nightmare - good self-starting, capable hands are your finest friend. -- Anonymous CEO
Would they waste their meager funding... (none / 1) (#9)
by Psycho Dave on Sun Jun 22, 2008 at 05:34:03 AM EST

...on some baseless Internet slander when they've got to save every penny to play catch up to Obama's warchest.

Shit, who will even believe this. I was just sending it out to my right-wing parents in law in order to piss them off.

[ Parent ]

I believed it ... Still believe it .... (none / 0) (#33)
by icastel on Tue Jun 24, 2008 at 05:56:51 PM EST




-- I like my land flat --
[ Parent ]
No no no (3.00 / 5) (#10)
by GhostOfTiber on Sun Jun 22, 2008 at 11:07:57 AM EST

"He is a SECRET muslim."
"But he denied it!"
"That's exactly what a SECRET muslim would do".

[Nimey's] wife's ass is my cocksheath. - undermyne

We are all secret muslims (3.00 / 3) (#11)
by it certainly is on Sun Jun 22, 2008 at 11:12:52 AM EST

unless otherwise outed.

kur0shin.org -- it certainly is

Godwin's law [...] is impossible to violate except with an infinitely long thread that doesn't mention nazis.
[ Parent ]

No (none / 1) (#13)
by Nimey on Sun Jun 22, 2008 at 12:19:02 PM EST

I'm a secret Discordian.
--
Never mind, it was just the dog cumming -- jandev
You Sir, are an Ignorant Motherfucker. -- Crawford
I am arguably too manic to do that. -- Crawford
I already fuck my mother -- trane
Nimey is right -- Blastard
i am in complete agreement with Nimey -- i am a pretty big deal

[ Parent ]
Hail Allah! All hail Islam! (none / 0) (#14)
by alba on Sun Jun 22, 2008 at 02:42:36 PM EST

Oh, and we have some good news for you, Brother Nimey!
You know that Zambian cybernetics genius who joined us?
Well, he has secretly coordinated the FBI computers with the Zurich System and our theoreticians are
in ecstasy over the new information coming out.
Look, if you people out there can keep from blowing yourselves up for only two more generations,
then we will finally have it.

[ Parent ]
The six degrees of Islam. (3.00 / 6) (#16)
by Psycho Dave on Sun Jun 22, 2008 at 06:57:35 PM EST

Kind of like the six degrees of separation or of Kevin Bacon.

1)One of the great inventions to come out of ancient Persia was a specialized compass that could calculate their relative position by the length of the shadow boat being cast along the water...

2)While this archaic method is not used any more, the concepts it introduced the concept of longitude and latitude, which is still used today to navigate ships on the ocean.

3)George HW Bush joined the Navy during WWII...

4)Therefore, he is a Muslim.

[ Parent ]

+1FP, solid satire, (none / 1) (#12)
by debillitatus on Sun Jun 22, 2008 at 12:09:06 PM EST

not completely brilliant but trumps the shit out of hobo wine.

Damn you and your daily doubles, you brigand!

Well I'm not sure if he's a Homosexual Muslim (none / 0) (#15)
by eavier on Sun Jun 22, 2008 at 06:34:26 PM EST

Traitor, but he sure does hang with some dubious types.

As far as torture goes, I imagine that 99% of folks would crack and divulge ANYTHING their captors wanted them to say to make the pain go away.

Whatever you do, don't take it into your house. It's probably full of Greeks. - Vampire Zombie Abu Musab al Zarqawi

Ufology Doktor in da house

The Troof About John McCain (3.00 / 4) (#20)
by Peahippo on Sun Jun 22, 2008 at 11:11:43 PM EST

1)JOHN SIDNEY MCCAIN IS GOING TO BE THE NOMINATED REPUBLICAN

Therefore, it doesn't matter what anybody digs up about him. It could be a live boy. It could be a dead girl. It could be a Viet Cong biological experiment funded by Red China, where McCain had to anally penetrate a Thai ladyboy, producing unnatural impregnation where the fetus gestates in the colon (slathered with shit through the term), to produce the newest incarnations of corporate executives (hey, where did you THINK these demons came from?!?!).

The point is, that McCain's going to be voted for by 99% of all the Republican voters come election day, anyway:

"Oh, look honey! McCain's on the TV holding the severed head of his ur-wife, Cindy. And those gaping holes in the stump look suspiciously cock-widened. But, hey, at least he's not OBAMA."


at least he's not a LIBERAL (none / 0) (#27)
by rhiannon on Mon Jun 23, 2008 at 04:25:31 PM EST

damn straight

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I continued to rebuff the advances... so many advances... of so many attractive women. -MC
[ Parent ]
Gotcha! (none / 0) (#30)
by Peahippo on Mon Jun 23, 2008 at 09:50:30 PM EST

Wha? Not a Liberal? What is McCain's position on securing the southern border of the USA, again?


[ Parent ]
are you serious? (none / 0) (#32)
by rhiannon on Tue Jun 24, 2008 at 11:03:47 AM EST

Because if you are, you're an idiot.

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I continued to rebuff the advances... so many advances... of so many attractive women. -MC
[ Parent ]
Again: (none / 1) (#35)
by Peahippo on Tue Jun 24, 2008 at 10:46:41 PM EST

What is McCain's position on securing the southern border of the USA?


[ Parent ]
At Least he's not a PATRIOTIC NIGRA (none / 1) (#28)
by Wen Jian on Mon Jun 23, 2008 at 05:49:34 PM EST

I hate those guys.

I mean, they always interfere in my Ageplay yiffing...
It was an experiment in lulz. - Rusty
[ Parent ]

Was this written by ZIPPY the PINHEAD? (none / 0) (#22)
by rpresser on Mon Jun 23, 2008 at 09:43:10 AM EST

Too many DAMN capital letters for MY TASTE.
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"In terms of both hyperbolic overreaching and eventual wrongness, the Permanent [Republican] Majority has set a new, and truly difficult to beat, standard." --rusty
Thank you for this hard-hitting article! (none / 1) (#23)
by j1mmy on Mon Jun 23, 2008 at 10:11:06 AM EST

The truth or your claims is so obvious that it would have been a waste of time to include references.

I was going to vote this down... (none / 0) (#34)
by Resonant on Tue Jun 24, 2008 at 08:20:40 PM EST

but that comment bumps it to Abstain. Well done.

"I answer, 'This is _quantitative_ religious studies.'" - glor
[ Parent ]
JOHN SIDNEY MCCAIN IS A COMMUNIST (3.00 / 3) (#25)
by circletimessquare on Mon Jun 23, 2008 at 10:30:33 AM EST

there, now you are complete


The tigers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction.

I TOO HAVE KNOWN THE DECEIT OF THE MCCAIN (none / 0) (#29)
by xcham on Mon Jun 23, 2008 at 09:25:43 PM EST

LIKE WHAT ARE THESE SUPERFRIES ALL ABOUT? WHAT'S HE HIDING?

front page, please! (n/t) (none / 1) (#31)
by ts on Tue Jun 24, 2008 at 12:42:10 AM EST



+1FPsychoDave (none / 0) (#36)
by Brogdel on Wed Jun 25, 2008 at 01:00:19 PM EST

To the queue please. I can foresee googling John McCain and this coming up first.

references, please (none / 0) (#37)
by mdl001 on Thu Jul 10, 2008 at 08:26:51 PM EST

Ok, so who was the former POW, in what case did he swear, when and where was the car wreck, how can I access the information behind the Florida divorce, who says he had a child in Bangladesh? By the way, you left out the fact that in the Senate, he quashed investigations into surviving POWs in Vietnam.

I am a Democrat and I back Obama but..... (none / 0) (#40)
by jazzyguy on Tue Jul 29, 2008 at 07:26:22 PM EST

This article really stinks! As Lenny Bruce said "If you can take the hot lead enema then you are a real patriot" I want to see the writer of the above article subjected to the torture that McCain put up with and not yield to the "questioning" of the enemy.Every man has a breaking point and McCain's fidelity can NOT be questioned. As to the rest of the article it is pure crap!

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